Botched: A D&d Podcast

Before the normal silliness, I want to take a moment and express our deepest condolences to the Keating family as Phil lost his father, Daniel Keating, this past weekend. He was a great guy and raised a fantastic (albeit fucked up) man. He will be sorely missed, and we ask that your thoughts and prayers, if you’re into that, are with Phil and his family in these trying times. The intro to this episode is actually the one Daniel Keating made for us. Rest in peace my friend. Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh goody, a tunnel with scratches and chipped fingernails. I’m sure there is nothing awful in there. Upon further inspection there seems to be petrified nuns, ancient Greek writing and some asshole named Al. Well, the group thinks he’s an asshole. In actuality he is some guy stuck in the friendzone for all eternity. He is also a living statue, but with no legs, so he can’t go anywhere. It seems he watches over this creature that he is in love with. This area is filled with puzzles and traps as well. Wha