Garry Meier Show

Garry breaks down the list of the most promiscuous countries. Plus, a 22 year old was arrested for shooting cars along a highway during the eclipse. 

Garry runs down everything that surrounds the solar eclipse today. Plus a discussion around the conjoined twins who recently got married.

It’s another commando show this week: no scheduled guests. No doubt, there will be plenty of complaining about the effects of a celestial event on Garry and/or the Earth, along with ample yappetizers and nonsense. You’re welcome to responsibly lubricate in a safe streaming space. Please let your friends and family know about the show too; it really does help if you share a link on your preferred social media channels!

Solar eclipse just ahead! Before that, we have the Friday, April 5, 2024 edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE, starting at 6 p.m. Eastern Daylight Saving Time/5 Central. Stream along! It’s another commando show this week: no scheduled guests. No doubt, there will be plenty of complaining about the effects of a celestial event on Garry and/or the Earth, along with ample yappetizers and nonsense. You’re welcome to responsibly lubricate in a safe streaming space. Please let your friends and family know about the show too; it really does help if you share a link on your preferred social media channels!

Garry discusses the show he ran across on FX called 'Sperm World'. Plus, an April fools joke gone very wrong ending in a tattoo on the forehead.

Garry shares some April Fool's Day prank ideas. Plus, a lady who gave a bad review of tomato puree is looking at serving prison time for doing so.

The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE on Good Friday, March 29, 2024, starting at 6 p.m. Eastern Daylight Saving Time/5 Central. The captain estimates a strong tail wind resulting in a shorter-than-usual show, so there are no scheduled guests, but there will be ample yappetizers and the nonsense time permits.

Join The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE when we stream on Good Friday, March 29, 2024, starting at 6 p.m. Eastern Daylight Saving Time/5 Central. The captain estimates a strong tail wind resulting in a shorter-than-usual show, so there are no scheduled guests, but there will be ample yappetizers and the nonsense time permits.

Garry discusses the bridge collapse after the accident with the cargo ship. Plus, its election season and a math teacher is now running for president. 

Garry talks about the upcoming Easter holiday including inflatables for the lawn. Plus, an eatery serves an alcoholic drink to a 12 year old patron. 

With some liberal photo editing, meet Garry The Royal! Stream along with the Friday, March 22, 2024 edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE, starting at 6 p.m. Eastern Daylight Saving Time/5 Central. It’s a commando show this week: no scheduled guests. As always, ample yappetizers and nonsense will be available. You’re welcome to responsibly lubricate in a safe streaming space. Please let your friends and family know about the show too; it really does help if you share a link on your preferred social media channels!

Stream along with the Friday, March 22, 2024 edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE, starting at 6 p.m. Eastern Daylight Saving Time/5 Central.

Garry discusses what it means when you are on a cruise ship and they give away free ice cream. Plus, the pet rock trend is coming back in South Korea. 

Garry talks about the simple things in life before we had smart refrigerators, etc. Plus, the Boeing whistleblower is found dead days after his testimony. 

History says that on this date back in 44 B.C., Julius Caesar, ignoring the deadly warnings of a seer he employed, joked on the way to the Theatre of Pompey, “Well, the Ides of March are come.” That day did not end well for Caesar. On the The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE on March 15, 2024, we expect a better evening, with Official GarrForce Bartender Jenna Duddleston coming aboard to demonstrate mixing up a St. Patrick’s Day cocktail, ahead of the usual March 17th St. Patrick’s Day celebrating. Interestingly, in a Garry Meier Show vortex-like way, the Feast of St. Patrick on March 17 is said to mark the fifth-century missionary and Irish bishop’s supposed date of death too (according to Wikipedia, at least).

On the The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE on March 15, 2024, we expect a better evening, with Official GarrForce Bartender Jenna Duddleston coming aboard to demonstrate mixing up a St. Patrick’s Day cocktail, ahead of the usual March 17th St. Patrick’s Day celebrating. Interestingly, in a Garry Meier Show vortex-like way, the Feast of St. Patrick on March 17 is said to mark the fifth-century missionary and Irish bishop’s supposed date of death too (according to Wikipedia, at least).

Garry discusses some stories around the Royal Family. Plus, a lady learns how to scam a gas pump into giving free gas out.

Garry discusses his idea on how to use cruise ships to help migrants. Plus, friends take their dead roommate to bank for a withdrawal.

Daylight Saving Time for most Americans begins Sunday morning. With meteorological spring already underway too, Garry breaks the back of winter on the Friday, March 8, 2024 edition of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE, streaming at 6 p.m. Eastern STANDARD Time/5 Central STANDARD Time. After this, no more STANDARD time Cocktail Hours until the Fall (absent Federal Government action). Going commando this week: no scheduled guests, but ample yappetizers and nonsense available. You’re welcome to responsibly lubricate in a safe streaming space. Please let your friends and family know about the show too; it really does help if you share a link on your preferred social media channels!

Join us for the Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE, streaming at 6 p.m. Eastern STANDARD Time/5 Central STANDARD Time. After this, no more STANDARD time Cocktail Hours until the Fall (absent Federal Government action). Going commando this week: no scheduled guests, but ample yappetizers and nonsense available. You’re welcome to responsibly lubricate in a safe streaming space. Please let your friends and family know about the show too; it really does help if you share a link on your preferred social media channels!