This Book Has Balls: Sports Rants From The Mvp Of Talking Trash
- Author: Michael Rapaport
- Narrator: Michael Rapaport
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster
- Duration: 7:14:13
Synopsis
The sports world according to Michael Rapaport—actor, Top 50 podcaster, award-winning film maker, and sports fanatic—from the greatest and downright worst athletes, players, teams, and jerseys, but minus statistics, analytics, or anything else that isn’t pure hustle in this “hell of a book” (Shaquille O'Neal).
In 1979, nine-year-old Michael Rapaport decided he was going to do whatever it took to be a pro baller. He practiced and practiced, but by the time he was fifteen, he realized there was no place for a slow, white Jewish kid in the NBA. So, he found another way to channel his obsession with sports: talking trash.
In the “crazy, passionate, funny and intense” (Colin Cowherd) This Book Has Balls, Rapaport uses his signature smack-talk style and in-your-face humor to discuss everything from why LeBron will never be like Mike, that Tiger needs the ladies to get his golf game back, and how he once thought Mary Lou Retton was his true love. And, of course, why next year will be the year the New York Knicks win the championship. This book is a series of rants—some controversial, some affectionate, but all incredibly hilarious. “Something is wrong with Michael Rapaport but that’s what makes him right,” (Charlamagne tha God).
Chapters
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ThisBookHasBalls 21 LaVarCantBall
Duration: 06min -
ThisBookHasBalls 22 TheMagicOfMagic
Duration: 09min -
ThisBookHasBalls 23 TheBeautifulAudacityOfMuggsyBogues
Duration: 04min -
ThisBookHasBalls 24 GenoGoGetYourShineBoxGeno
Duration: 09min -
ThisBookHasBalls 25 FuckSpinClass
Duration: 13min -
ThisBookHasBalls 26 EvenWhenWeSuckNYCIsStillTheMecca
Duration: 10min -
ThisBookHasBalls 27 TheIronyOfCharlesOakley
Duration: 10min -
ThisBookHasBalls 28 TheEvictionOfPhilJackson
Duration: 18min -
ThisBookHasBalls 29 Halftime
Duration: 06min -
ThisBookHasBalls 30 RealHousewifeTopTwentyPowerRankingsVol1
Duration: 09min -
ThisBookHasBalls 31 23ReasonsWhyLeBronWillNeverBeLikeMike
Duration: 31min -
ThisBookHasBalls 32 VenusAndSerenaKickedAllTheAssButRichardWilliamsIsTheMVP
Duration: 05min -
ThisBookHasBalls 33 PhifeDawg
Duration: 09min -
ThisBookHasBalls 34 IfIronMikeTysonCanFindInnerPeaceSoCanI
Duration: 07min -
ThisBookHasBalls 35 GreatInTheRingShittyInLife
Duration: 06min -
ThisBookHasBalls 36 TheGreatWhiteHypeOfRondaRousey
Duration: 04min -
ThisBookHasBalls 37 WhyBoxersMakeMoreMoneyThanMMAFighters
Duration: 04min -
ThisBookHasBalls 38 RockyIsGreatButNotTheGreatest
Duration: 04min -
ThisBookHasBalls 39 TheBronxBullTheRagingBull
Duration: 12min -
ThisBookHasBalls 40 CaitlynCaitlynCaitlyn
Duration: 06min