Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures
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- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 282:24:17
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Synopsis
Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!
Episodes
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EPISODE 512 - Spin The Wheel And Pray For Help
27/04/2023 Duration: 01h23minThis week Hank and Kevin are discussing shoes, shoe shopping, shoe carnivals, re-enactment survival shows, bad actors and a story of wind, rain and survival from the great state of Alaska's Misty Fjords. Enjoy!
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Episode 511 - Roar And A Pile Of Dead Cats
20/04/2023 Duration: 01h19minThis week Hank and Kevin discuss feral cats in Canterbury, a youth hunting competition gone wrong and all about the most dangerous movie ever made. Enjoy!
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Episode 510 - Horny Horny Hippo
13/04/2023 Duration: 01h20minHere's an episode where Hank and Kevin chat about the animals that are most likely to kill you. Enjoy!
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Episode 509 - Ganja Grizz and The Wings Of Hope
30/03/2023 Duration: 01h21minJoin Hank and Kevin as they continue their season five stories of things going as wrong and amiss as is possible in the grand outdoors. They'll be talking about Hank's film idea Ganja Grizz and the story of Juliane Koepcke, the sole surviving soul from a 1971 flight over the Peruvian jungle. This one's a doozy. You'll never take cake for granted again. Enjoy!
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Episode 508 - Surviving Wrangle Island
23/03/2023 Duration: 01h08minSeason five's stories of everything and anything going deadly wrong in the outdoors continues with the story of Ada Blackjack, the heroin of Wrangle Island and her faithful cat. Grab a beverage, put on yer lernin cap. Enjoy!
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Episode 507 - Lost In The Wilderness
16/03/2023 Duration: 01h15minThis week, Hank and Kevin tell the tale of one of History's most ridiculous Outdoor MisAdventures with the story of Truman Evarts, a 54 year old office worker who, in 1870, was lost in Yellowstone in 1870 for 39 harrowing days. This and the story of the night Hank was born is more than enough reason to give a listen. Sit back. Grab a beverage. Prepare for a couple unbleeped F bombs. Enjoy.
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Episode 506 - Bat Meat In The Desert
09/03/2023 Duration: 01h01minOn this weeks episode we're talking about eating delicious bat meat, seals mating in San Diego and much much more... Kevin shares the story of Mauro Prosperi, a French gentleman who got himself lost in the heart of the Sahara Desert. It's an adventure gone all kinds of wrong filled mostly with incredibly good luck! Enjoy!
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Episode 505 - Suicidal Pecans and Hypothermia
23/02/2023 Duration: 01h17minOn this weeks edge of your seat adventure in hilarity, Hank and Kevin are talking about turning vegetables into fake meat, the signs of hypothermia, the romantic solutions to hypothermia and the weirdest of all hypothermia symptoms. Enjoy!
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Episode 504 - RUGBURN
16/02/2023 Duration: 01h22minThis week Hank is joined by his fishing buddy (aquaintance, "buddy" is a strong word) Erik to reminisce about fishing trips gone bad, fishing trips gone good, why fish at all and the risks associated with devouring a Rug Burn sandwich. Enjoy!
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Episode 503 - A Lovely View From Hell
09/02/2023 Duration: 01h13minHank and Kevin are back with another harrowing story of survival agains all odds. This week's outdoor misadventure takes place in the middle of the Atlantic ocean where a 29 year old, recent divorcee finds himself adrift in a life raft after his boat sinks in the middle of the night. Thinking of purchasing a sail boat and crossing the pond? Listen to this first! Enjoy!
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Episode 502 - Donner Party Did It
02/02/2023 Duration: 01h05minJust a reminder, this is comedy... On this week's episode Hank and Kevin are talking about that one time that one airplane carrying members of that one rugby team crashed into that one mountain in the Andes. It's a famous story of a plane ride turning into an unexpected MisAdventure that most would not have the will to survive. This weeks humor comes from great tragedy so... be forewarned! Enjoy!
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Episode 501 - Walrus Roman Candles
26/01/2023 Duration: 01h01minSeason five kicks off with a doozey! Hank is joined by his indoorsy friend Kevin to talk a little bit about some unfortunate food poisoning experiences and then unpack an explosive and rather unexpected story of a Walrus, Thor, celebrating the New Year in a small seaside UK town. You'll learn things about Walrus's, horses and squirrels that you never wanted to know. This one is NOT FOR THE KIDS! Enjoy!
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Episode 438 - A Good Time To Get Outside
29/12/2022 Duration: 01h10minOn this, our final episode of season 4, Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk about the many reasons winter is a good time to get outside, vacation constipation, overcoming poop shyness, Hank's cold and a myriad of other nonsense. Happy New Year! Enjoy! See you for SEASON 5!
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Episode 437 - Don't Fight The Winter
15/12/2022 Duration: 01h10minIt's the 2nd to last episode of season four!! Trust us, we need one more to redeem ourselves from the one you're about to listen to... In this episode Hank talks wedding videos, Tik Tok, Avatar 2 and embracing the snow and winter. Enjoy!
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Episode 436 - Useful and Useless Holidaze Gift Guide
08/12/2022 Duration: 01h28minHere's a random, rambling list of some good, some bad, a few useful and many useless gift ideas for the outdoor human in your life. Happy Holidaze, Merry Christmas, Enjoy!
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Episode 435 - Thankful Thankful Thankful
01/12/2022 Duration: 01h13minIt's that time of year again, where Hank takes a break from his typical personality and disposition to be thankful... You'll hear how much he appreciates fire, fishing, baking, the Starbucks App, friends, family, all of you and so much more. Enjoy!
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Episode 434 - Winter In Texas
21/11/2022 Duration: 01h17minHere's a special edition episode recorded live on the beach, in a wind storm, in Corpus Christi Texas. When cold and wind turned Hank's Red Fishing trip into a "let's drink in the tent" trip, Hank and friends picked up a couple microphones and recorded this episode. Enjoy!
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Episode 433 - Dogs Don't Give Kisses
03/11/2022 Duration: 01h02minOn this weeks exciting, mind melting, nonsensicle episode Hank is talking with his buddy Jake about all sorts of things... Severed heads, dog kissess, hide and seek, hunting and sheep. ENJOY!
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Episode 432 - Surviving an EDventure
27/10/2022 Duration: 01h06minThis week, Hank is joined by his buddy artist Ed Anderson. They'll be talking all about fishing off Sanibel Island, elk hunting, bears in Alaska, being a tattoo guy and so much more... Enjoy!
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Episode 431 - Finding Elk and Surviving Nukes
19/10/2022 Duration: 01h06minHere's a disorganized little ditty that follows no particular pattern and we're all the better for it. Finding elk, not finding deer, soup with Van Gogh and how to survive a nuclear bomb are a handful of the many topics on today's episode. Take off your thinking cap and enjoy!