Worst Firsts With Brittany Furlan

Brittany is joined by musician, entertainer and Vine-alum Jerry Purpdrank to lay out a few of his worst first dates, like one with a girl who wasn't satisfied with just kissing and another that might be the worst cook in America. He describes how some their make-out session almost landed him in the emergency room after she kept biting him too hard and making him bleed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brittany talks to actor/comedian Pauly Shore (Pauly Shore's Random Rants Podcast) about the first time he did mushrooms, it caused him to have an anxiety attack that lead to him crying in his bathtub. Plus, Pauly is obsessed with talking about Tommy Lee's penis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Steve Hofstetter and host of the "Failing Forward" Podcast is in studio this week with Brittany to defend redheads across the world! He also explains the crazy origin story of his last name, how he had to talk a woman down from masturbating over the phone that he hadn't even met yet, and the millions of doppelgängers Steve has running around the planet. Check out Steve's latest special for free on YouTube: Secret Optimist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this special family reunion, Brittany is joined by her father and brother, Ronald and Gregory Furlan to reminisce about the past, more specifically, Brittany's childhood. Her dad talks about finding dead bodies when he worked in the sewers and her brother talks about how a beloved children's book made him hate his name. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart, comedians and hosts of the "This Might Get Weird" podcast join Brittany about the time they visited Ireland and... it was complicated. Between getting spit at after stepping foot on Irish soil and Grace getting intimate with an Irish Kevin Hart. Plus Grace and Mamrie discuss how they met and how their experience doing comedy together was a terrible and sexist sketch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Josh Wolf, host of the "Fairly Normal" podcast and the "Prinze and the Wolf" podcast, joins Brittany to freak you out so close to Halloween with a couple ghost experiences in his life, including the time he lived near a haunted house and when his son made friends with the ghost of Houdini. Brittany reluctantly tells the story of the time she performed voodoo on an ex and it worked. Plus black magic, scariest movies, and pants-shitting terror (literally). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the first ever live "Worst Firsts," Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue fame joins Brittany from the Studio71 stage at Los Angeles Comic Con 2019! Nikki tells Brittany and the audience about his ingenious money-making light bulb scheme, how he lost his virginity on a babysitting gig, and, of course, tons of Motley Crue stories including their rough start with a no-show performance and crazy naked fans breaking into their cars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Musician and actor from Netflix's Riverdale and musician Rob Raco joins Brittany to talk about some worst dating experiences including the time he farted on a first date, which ended up leading to a long-lasting relationship. Later, Rob tells a story of tequila, vomit and kissing that might make you throw up and Brittany talks about her encounter with a "player" OBGYN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Ian Edwards is in studio today with Brittany to relive some worsts in his life, including a bad host of a comedy show forgetting to give him a ride home, a sexual encounter that left him bored and why you really get what you pay for when you go to a free therapist. Brittany also shames a terrible therapist she had who didn't even know what Prozac was and is still hounding her for money. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alice McMunn, dancer and owner of the clothing line Malicious Creatures, joins Brittany to layout her life story that began from being moved around from terrible foster home (or farms as she calls them) to terrible foster home, being homeless and a heroin addict for almost a decade to being an successful dancer and entrepreneur. Later, Alice tells some horror stories from being a dancer at Cheetahs in Los Feliz, including one story about a man who got way too excited during a private lap dance and was subsequently banned from Cheetahs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stand-up comedian &YouTube and Instagram star Trevor Wallace joins Brittany to share some worsts, like a hookup that left the girl missing her ex, a fight so bad that it left Trevor deaf in one ear for three days, and the first and only time he called his dad a "fuckhead." Brittany later tells Trevor how she and her ex would mess with horny guys on Chatroulette and the one time it backfired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Actress Mena Suvari (American Beauty, American Woman) joins Brittany to talk about how she was basically a perfect student, but the one day she wasn't was the worst. Mena tells Brittany about the time she got so drunk in high school that she couldn't function, how intense it is to have a father who is a therapist, and about a near-death experience when a car driving the wrong way almost hit her and her family in Toronto. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Erik Griffin from Workaholics and host of the Riffin With Griffin podcast joins Brittany this week to talk about a bad date with a secret vegan, the times he almost died driving in the snow on a comedy tour and also the other times he almost died from food poisoning. Plus, Erik discusses how he gets in trouble online, like when he got blackmailed over Twitter and Instagram and had to contact the FBI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nicole Byer, comedian and host of the "Why Won't You Date Me?" Podcast, "Best Friends" Podcast, and several others AND host of Netflix's "Nailed It!" joins Brittany to talk about some horror dating stories, including a severely depressed man, and why Nicole doesn't like to tell people where she lives. Nicole also tells the story of how a fun fling turned to kinky sex, which then turned sad when he lost his erection and was basically just killing her.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cesar Milan, also known as The Dog Whisperer and current YouTube star, joins Brittany to clarify that he doesn't train dogs, he trains people. He also dispels a lot of misconceptions that people have about certain breeds of dogs and the way people interact with dogs in general. Cesar then tells horror stories of working with animals, including a heartbreaking story of his failed attempt to rescue and nurse a llama named Malibu that was abandoned during a recent California wildfire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brittany is joined by superstar couple Christian DelGrosso and Kristen McGowan to discuss why Christian is probably not allowed on golf courses anymore after he went off-roading with a golf cart, what it means to be an ex-Vine star, and how making comedy isn't necessarily a way to cope with anxiety. Plus, Brittany tells the story of hogtying a Christian camp counselor and flinging him off a cliff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heather McDonald, comedian and host of the Juicy Scoop Podcast tells Brittany how her book release party led to drama with one of the mothers and her "wonder child," ultimately leading to Heather getting written up. She also talks about the time she was stuck on a plane next to a monkey and how she gave up her SNL dreams to focus on her family. Plus, Heather and Brittany discuss the challenges that they have faced as female comedians in a male-dominated world, but how things are ultimately getting better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After actor and Vine star Josh Peck and Brittany talk about their various anxieties and neuroses, Josh talks about how he was bullied brutally by kids at the Jewish Community Center in Boca Raton. Then Josh recounts how selling an old TV eventually led him to losing his virginity to a cool older woman in his apartment building. Finally, Josh missed out on a big payday for not having diabetes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Andrew Santino, host of the "Whiskey Ginger" podcast, tells Brittany the unfortunate time learned t that "dead fish" was a real phenomenon. They talk how tough an industry this is and recount stories of terrible managers who lied to them and hemorrhaged them money. Brittany is in awe of Andrew's lack of fear of dying or bombing on stage, like the time he got way too high to host a comedy show and bombed worse than he ever has before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Adam Ray joins Brittany and talk about dead animals, people with lisps, and various other off-color topics in a rapid-fire story-off from beginning to end. Brittany tells Adam the unfortunate story of the microwaved hamster and Adam fires back with the time he ate too many edibles and liquor and rushed the stage of "The Price is Right" and does the robot behind Bob Barker. Don't forget to get your pets spayed and neutered (and keep them away from cigarettes and microwaves) and don't forget to see Brittany in "The Unicorn." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices