Jay And Dave For Breakfast - Triple M Mackay & The Whitsundays

I HAD TO FACT CHECK THIS ONE AFTER SEEING A POST ON FACEBOOK, BUT IT’S TRUE: IF YOU CUT AN AUSTRALIAN $10 NOTE IN HALF, YOU CAN LEGALLY USE EACH HALF AS $5. ON THE RESERVE BANK’S WEBSITE UNDER DAMAGED NOTE, IF THERE’S LESS THAN 20% OF THE BANK NOTE IT’S STILL GOOD FOR THE FULL AMOUNT, AND FROM 20-80% OF THE BANK NOTE IS MISSING IT’S IN PROPORTION WITH THE PERCENTAGE MISSING. SO, HALF OF A $10 NOTE IT’S STILL GOOD TO USE AS $5 YOU CAN NOW BUY BANANAS THAT ARE RED! THEY'RE SOFTER AND SWEETER THAN YOUR NORMAL YELLOW ONES, AND THEY TASTE A LITTLE LIKE RASPBERRIES (I THINK I'LL STICK TO THE YELLOW ONES) YOU KNOW THE SMELL OF FRESHLY-CUT GRASS – I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY DID THIS STUDY BUT THEY SAY IT’S A DISTRESS SIGNAL FROM THE GRASS ALERTING OTHER PLANTS TO THE DAMAGE YOU KNOW THE SAYING “BEAM ME UP SCOTTY?” THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SAY THAT IN THE TV EPISODES SLUGS HAVE FOUR NOSES PROSERPINE HAD AN ESCAPED LION AT ONE STAGE. WAS READING ABOUT RAM CHANDRA, THE SNAKE GUY AND IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH IT MENTIONED A FEW THIN