Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Of course, the group thought it would be a great idea to kidnap the princess to keep her safe instead of just keeping her safe where she was. To be fair the group was trying to protect her from a religious war. Oh wait. They started the religious war when they murdered a child with a rock. Not only that, but they threatened to murder the ones protecting the living god Clarice. I guess they are only following orders after all. Oh wait. They didn’t bother to listen to all of their orders and the ones they listened to say no such thing. On the bright side they have run into a group of actual would be kidnappers. After dealing with that situation, I’m sure the situation they created with the town will be just fine too. Who are these kidnappers? What do they want with Clarice? How will that religious war pan out? Does the group plan to follow any of their actual orders? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionabl