Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here is an important question: Would it have better to not interrupt the milk drinking ceremony? We will never know, because they did of course, and now a big giant black tentacle monster has started growing. Not to mention there’s a large breasted woman lurking about. I’m sure it’s just some naked chick covered in tar…and not some sort of horrific outer god overseeing this ceremony. The group has to come up with a way to stop the giant monster, and we can see how each of them deals with their problems. Dixon runs up and deals with them head on. Kvurt runs around waiting for the future to tell him what to do while he plays with his cards. Montana rolls out, firing wildly and Richard just pushes him/throws him around. How will they get out of this alive? Why are these horrifying beings popping up under and around the city? Is there anything else down in the sewers? Does milk really do a body good? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose underst