Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ouch. Well, I suppose that’s not the worse way to go? Okay, it was pretty bad to get disemboweled by a bicycle. Not to mention it was a bicycle they dreamed up. I’m not 100% sure why he wanted cum and piss, but at least Kvrt obliged his need for urine. Now the guys need to find Warren. He could really be anywhere…like the giant castle. No, that is too obvious. Let’s go check out the cat town! Time seems to be a little off around here. I mean, the getting in trouble for theft, fraud, and threatening a minor is absolutely bonkers, but time does seem to keep on skipping, skipping, skipping, into the future. What is going on in this strange cat town? Who is this vicious child in the fighting pit? What is a moon beast? Why would you want to ferment cat’s milk? What the fuck is a qualahoon? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps,