Ain't Talkin' 'bout Van Halen

Lights! Camera! Cancelled?! Troubles a foot in paradise... we're going to need spandex, a Scientologist and that fella with a handle in his guitar. We might be a while folks, it's time to Eat 'Em and Smile!It's 1985. David Lee Roth has fully found his true calling and as Pasadena's answer to Steven Spielberg. It's time to take those 3 and a half minute videos to feature length. It's like Spielberg if he had a penchant for high colour saturation and fat suits. You might want to watch yourself though, that chequebook is looking mighty elastic if you catch my drift... Just as well we've got everyone's favourite tea-chugging Yorkshireman behind the 1s and 2s! That's right Ted Templeman is 100% team DLR (for now.) So get on your favourite dance pumps and order an Uber to tobacco road. We're going to be delving into the world that is "Eat 'Em and Smile"!DON’T FORGET! We're on the Twitters @TalkinVanHalen and inside the Facebooks too at Facebook.com/TalkinVanHalen. So keep dropping us tweets and faceposts and w