Ain't Talkin' 'bout Van Halen

Steady that egg friend! And while you’re at it, watch those conjoined children on that there see-saw, that’s right we’re talking Van Halen’s Balance! Things ever got so bad that you headed to Bryan Adams’ place up in Canada? Just couldn’t be bothered to write lyrics and hoped no one would notice? Smashed a piano to pieces and hoped you’d do a good cover up with some Pritt Stick? Rocked a mullet with conviction far too late into the 90s? Then you’re sure to relate to the antics of Sammy, Eddie, Michael and Alex as we discuss Van Halen’s Balance! Remember, we're on Twitter! So Tweet us, dear listeners, Tweet us! @TalkinVanHalen