Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

In this episode, Hannah celebrates Jessica Simpson's new book, weighs in on the burning pile of trash that is this season of The Bachelor, and gives her two cents on Vanderpump Rules! She also recounts the time she pulled a Jen by passive aggressively wearing a sassy tee shirt to Hebrew school in her youth, and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Happy Valentine's Day!