Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Hannah casually sh*ts herself and fangirls over Euphoria (WE DON'T DESERVE HUNTER SCHAFER), gives her takes on the Caelynn/Blake/Kristina/whoever the f*** else love hexagon on Bachelor In Paradise, and recaps the Thanksgiving spectacular that was this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, and make sure to head to Patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!