Trapped In The Cage With Nicolas Cage

What's that, the telephone is ringing? Better pick that up. Hello? OSCAR? Is that Mr. Oscar of the Hollywood Oscars? Oh, you don't want to talk to me. You want to talk to Nicolas Cage. Oh. I see. No, no, I'm not upset or anything! No, I'm fine. Really. I'm FINE. Let me just get Nicolas for you. HEY NICOLAS CAGE! YOU JUST WON AN OSCAR! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?