Swish Edition

We’re talking about the NYPD’s wasteful destruction of seized property; Kraft Macaroni & Cheese gets a reboot; ketchup popsicles and finger sporks are real things; Scott has a problem with the “Back to the Future” musical; the fireworks are coming to terrorize our dogs; Carol Burnett will guest on “Better Call Saul;” you can have dead relatives read you stories soon; Johnny Depp won’t accept one million alpacas to return to Jack Sparrow; and, much more pop culture silliness.