Cox N' Crendor Show

After a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies.... ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the world a lesson about "being the cool kid", but Crendor craps all over it.

It's Monday! Time for another week of Cox n' Cendor! Say, have you ever had a crazy dream? Have you ever had a crazy dream..... ON WEEEEED?!? Also Crendor lets us know all those health tips you've learned over the years are totally wrong, and Florida man returns!

Have you ever wondered what kinds of names people from around the world are allowed to give their children? Have you ever said "I wonder what the worst name in America is?" No? Well, after today you will. Also Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about old age and discover their shared loved for Canadian super sport Curling.

You've heard of Guy Hero. You're witnessed the power of The Grey Storm. But now, we introduce a new hero! FLORIDA MAAAAAAN! With the power of twitter and stupidity! Jesse and Crendor follow Florida Man's wild antics from the Atlantic to the gulf of Mexico. Speaking of Mexico, Crendor finally gets Mexican coke! Also we give love advice, cause we're so good at it.

Happy Valentines Day! In honor of the special day, they start the podcast off by talking about Doritos.... don't ask. Then Jesse tries to see if Crendor and you the listener can tell the "differences" between RPGs and Florida. Then we wrap up with stories of people complaining about Valentines Day - because no one every seems to have a good one.

Helllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen) Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love with them. Jesse mocks him mercilessly. Also the boys talk about water for far too long and help YOU live longer so you can make up for time lost listening to this podcast.

ALOAP BE PRAISED! On this episode of Cox n' Crendor the guy discuss their old favorite from way back when "Mike Diamond" as well as update you on an important breaking news story, Then they proceed to offend everyone.

For the first time since their psychic powers became known to man, Jesse and Crendor return to the air waves to discuss why they are the greatest sports analysts since sport began. Also they discuss the AMAZING Puppy Bowl IX. But, the show isn't all American sporting events - we also talk about the amazing Cookie Monster robbery and why India is similar to Disney Land. Related Link: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/966580/thumbs/o-STOLEN-GOLD-COOKIE-RANSOM-NOTE-570.jpg?10

Today's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's amazing. Also, what does your desk say about you? Besides the fact that you're lazy. All this and more! Related Link: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5106759e/turbine/sfl-ducttaping-gluing-20130125-001/384/384x240

In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!

This week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set. Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.

The gift that keeps on giving, gives us one more thing. And it's most likely herpes. Yes, of course we're talking about Florida. Also Crendor shows us all the beauty don'ts that make you go from geek to chic...or whatever the hell people think Cosmo does.

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

Tuesday is here once again, and in apparently Jesse lived through the weekend. Although Crendor may have had something to do with, since nothing else happened. Although they did watch more Storage Wars. Also Crendor analyzes why cute things make you want to cuddle them to death.

Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

It's almost the weekend and Jesse and Crendor are back with some beauty tips for the ladies to help catch your crush's attention! But along the way they get lost with the help of their GPS and end up at another creepy Japanese "hotel". That and all the awful Chicago accents imaginable!!

Do you hate having fun? Do you like to sleep in the nude? Do you dream of being sexually assaulted by Oprah? WELL THEN THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! Sleep deprived Jesse and tired Crendor are back for a Wednesday spectacular.

So the weekends over, and I bet it went by so fast. Well today the boys tell you how to managed your time better! Also they create a legendary football team and shoot down the Death Star - with Bear hands and a Monster Truck.

Jesse and Crendor are once again thrown back into the world of bullying. This time it's even touchier than last time! We await your angry letters! Also they boys reenact "Breaking Bad" if it took place in Canada, start a war between North and South Dakota, as well as talk about why K-Mart is the King Kong of stores. Oh, and Brazilian hookers.

Do you find yourself constantly updating your facebook status? Well Jesse and Crendor explain why that is, and why you need help. Also Jesse finally reveals he is in fact 80 years old, and Crendor tells us which cities have the worst traffic. Spoiler: Jesse questions the science behind it.