Tardy To The Party

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the Disney Oopsie doodle that is Treasure Planet! Why does Jim's face look like that? Why is the captain so useless? How do you make fart sounds not funny? If Flint didn't want anyone to get his treasure, why did he make a map to it? WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel take a look at the 1950's version of Treasure Island! Can it possibly be as good as the Muppet version? Why does that kid's face always look so farty? Why does everyone look like an animatronic from Disneyland? Why can't that man lower his voice? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill picked three of his favorite Christmas specials, Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer and Twas the Night before Christmas! Do these musty old specials hold up? Why is Santa such a horrible person? Why are all those kids wearing shorts in the snow? Why is the sea made out of piss? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel keep their slow march through the Disney through the Decades section on Disney+ with Cinderella! Just how slippery are this lady's feet? Where was that Fairy Godmother for the last 12 years of her life? Why can only the mice talk? What was it with Disney and putting bubbles in everything? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Bill decided to treat himself this week to one of his favorite movies, It's a Wonderful Life! Does Daniel find it as wonderful as Bill does? Why does Potter get to keep being alive at the end of the movie? How long can one lady hold onto someone saying they'll lasso the moon for you? Who thought Jimmy Stewart could play a 21 year old? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel spend a bit of time talking about the award winning beaver short, In Beaver Valley! The rest of the episode is spent talking about RedRyan64 on IMDB, Animal Crossing, random garbage, and whatever else comes up. It's a random one this week on Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel take a break to talk about Thanksgiving. Not so much what they're thankful for, but what kinds of food they enjoy shoving in their food holes. Can they be remotely interesting without a movie to make fun of? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

Bill and Daniel are back to watch a whole bunch of terrible Pluto shorts with a couple Donald cartoons thrown in to help keep their sanity. This week the shorts are: Pluto's Sweater, Pluto's Surprise Package, Food for Feudin', Pluto and the Gopher, Trailer Horn and Out of Scale!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about James Bond in Goldfinger! Does Bond actually do anything cool? How many people did it take to paint that girl gold? How many words can the opening song rhyme with gold? Just how sexist can one movie be? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

For the final episode of October, it's time to sit down and watch the blue zombie cavalcade that is Dawn of the Dead! Who gave that zombie a whole cow bone to chew on? Why are so many robots farting on the soundtrack? Why didn't they just hide in their hiding spot from the bikers? Who had to mop up all that poster paint? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

It's still October, and that means some spooky movies are happening! Or in this case, Night of the Living Dead is happening! Why aren't there more half eaten people? Why is so much of this movie listening to radios or watching TV? Why did so few people take acting classes? How come so many zombies fell asleep face down in oatmeal? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week the boys talk about The adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad! Why do people seem like like Toad? Why is Ichabod so hard to look at? Who's the bad guy in these stories? Who gave toad that shotgun? Why do we never get to see his wild ride? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

On this trip to the Disney through the Decades vault, Bill and Daniel sit down to watch Melody time! Can they survive a cartoon about a tug boat? Or two people ice skating? Just how racist will that cowboy cartoon be? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about a three hour long movie about Opera? It's Amadeus! Why does everyone look like such dinguses? How were powdered wigs ever in style? Was the whole 3 hour movie actually watched? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel are talking about quite the mix of Disney shorts! This week starts off real show with: Mickey and the Seal, Pluto's Purchase, Bone Bandit, Mickey Down Under, then gets good with, All in a Nutshell and Winter Storage! Can they survive 4 Pluto shorts in a row? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill decided to give us a break and talk about some Looney Tunes from the 1940s! Duck Amuck, Rabbit of Seville, Duck Dodgers, Fast and Furry-ous, Feed the Kitty and The Dover Boys! How does Warner Bros stack up to Disney at the time? Are the cartoons still funny when you're old and bitter? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel continue their slow match through the Disney through the Decades and watch Fun and Fancy Free! How did they fill a whole half an hour with a bear on a unicycle? Why did they pick a bunch of wood to host the second half? Why not just make an entire Jack and Beanstalk story? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel talk about the WWII Disney propaganda film, Victory Through Air Power! At least for 36 minutes. Why is that Wright Brother's booty so juicy? What have Bill and Daniel been doing besides being bored by movies about planes? Be aware, at the 36 minute mark all talk of the movie is done and discussions about life in general happen! All on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week we're back to watching some Disney shorts! This batch of 6 cartoons is: Double Dribble, A Knight for a day, Chip An' Dale, Mickey's Delayed Date, Maildog and Rescue dog! Will we survive so many Pluto cartoons in a row? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!