Ain't Talkin' 'bout Van Halen

That heartfelt poem to a Calvin Klein model can wait! It's part 2 of 1984! Grab a racquet listeners, we're heading back to everyone's favourite squash court / recording studio, 5150 to finish off 1984! Eddie is having trouble with his AM radio, and The Doobie Brothers keep knocking on the door to suggest synth lines! Meanwhile, present day DLR is having trouble with OJ Simpsonesque gloves and stalkers! Remember, we're on Twitter! So Tweet us dear listeners, Tweet us! @TalkinVanHalen

Buy a packet of cigarettes and give them to a baby with wings - it's 1984!   Well not just yet, it's 1983... and plans to build a squash court go awry. In fact our hero Eddie Van Halen's only gone and bloody built a studio! 5150 levels of crazy, am I right listeners? Plus that old grumpybags Ted Templeman is sticking his nose in everyone's business AGAIN, big bro Alex is getting poorly wrists due to the poor construction of 80s synth drums and DLR, well, he just wants to rollerblade at 6am. Talk about a House of Pain! Stay tuned for Part 2 of the 1984 extravaganza very soon listeners! Remember, we're on Twitter! So Tweet us dear listeners, Tweet us! @TalkinVanHalen

Strap on those oxygen canisters kids, we're going Diver Down! 1982... Eddie and the gang just got back from a tour and are about to settle down for a bit of TV, coffee and a biscuit when ol' DLR smashes through the door with visions of covers, dressing up as Napoleon and making Mike be a samurai! Queue pesky WB asking for an album, and the next thing we know the coffee's gone cold and the biscuits are stale - nightmare. Happy Trails! Remember, we're on Twitter! Tweet us folks, Tweet us! @TalkinVanHalen

Somebody said Fair Warning! Who was it? Did you? No, I'm serious, did you say Fair Warning? We're back! It's Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! 1981, Eddie is having a tough time, Ted Templeman is doing his head in! It's a dark and exciting time and some of the best Van Halen music is being made! It's Fair Warning time! We talk studio break-ins, The Flinstones and have special appearances from Jeremy Clarkson and Ringo Starr. Enjoy! Remember, we have twitter! Tweet! @TalkinVanHalen

Round 3 of Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's 1980, our pal Diamond Dave has put on all his finest leathers and chained himself to a fence, will he escape? Will the rest of the band join him in protest? All this and MORE in our episode discussing Women & Children First!   Remember, we have twitter! Tweet! @TalkinVanHalen

Welcome back to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! March1979, they've toured the world and the old ball & chain that isWarner Bros wants the boys back in the studio stat! That's right,we're talking Van Halen II! We're talking ankle breaks, HotelSmashing and a bit of nonsense for good measure.  Come follow us on the twitters! @TalkinVanHalen

Welcome to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's February 1978, it's the world's first real introduction to the mighty Mammoth (see what we did there?!) that is Van Halen! We're talking David Lee Roth, Eddie's guitar technique and a bit of nonsense for good measure.