Kakos Industries

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Synopsis

A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

Episodes

  • Not Cover Story Pandemic 2: 2 Much

    25/02/2022 Duration: 17min

    What a time to be alive. If you’re new to the podcast and looking for a regular episode of the show, this isn’t that. You should check out something else first. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me, Conrad again.  I have written and rewritten this post several times over the last year or so. I’ve […]

  • 129 – Lightening Up

    01/02/2022 Duration: 30min

    in which Corin receives some cryptic messages from his grandfather, the Division of Erotic Experiences has some interesting news, Junior calls in to make a request, and Demure “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]

  • 128 – Interesting Times

    01/01/2022 Duration: 34min

    in which you pop a bottle of bubbly, we hear about some Krampus-style punishments, several divisions rethink their strategies for the New Year, and Quinlan Tepes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]

  • The Hollow Below is an Audio Verse Awards Finalist

    20/12/2021 Duration: 35s

    Vote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]

  • 127 – Correspondence

    01/12/2021 Duration: 29min

    in which Corin writes a letter, we hear from our favorite divisions, we get an unexpected recording and Gabby Glazier “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]

  • 126 – A Halloween Carol

    31/10/2021 Duration: 51min

    in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]

  • Vote in the Audio Verse Awards

    07/10/2021 Duration: 01min

    https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]

  • 125 – Matmos

    01/10/2021 Duration: 36min

    in which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]

  • 124 – Monster Kakos

    01/09/2021 Duration: 41min

    in which Corin recounts some dreams, we visit Monster Kakos, and Ninjo Jeddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is the hollow something of […]

  • 123 – The Heart

    01/08/2021 Duration: 37min

    Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a noise band just doing a sound check for half an hour. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder […]

  • 122 – Settling

    01/07/2021 Duration: 31min

    in which we learn about the movement of the Kakos Industries building, Kimmie makes a friend, you get to taste home ownership if only briefly, and Baron O’Beefdip “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

  • CS58 – Pride Merch

    28/06/2021 Duration: 01min

    https://store.neverrad.com Proceeds on pride merch to Trevor Project Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re not doing enough kegels. Pride month is almost over, but there are pride related […]

  • 121 – Pursuit

    01/06/2021 Duration: 34min

    in which we play with guns, we go on the hunt, we learn to laugh, and MRSG has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. This episode of Kakos Industries contains many references to gun violence. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]

  • New Merch, TokTok, and Birthday Party 5-7-21

    06/05/2021 Duration: 02min

    https://store.kakosindustries.comhttps://kakosindustries.com/tiktokhttps://kakosindustries.com/discord (birthday part 5/7/21 pretty much all day. Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of these Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been listening to birds enough lately. There are new items in the […]

  • 120 – Fourest

    01/05/2021 Duration: 28min

    in which we meet Fourest, learn to dislike Fourest, we begin to hate Fourest, and Dan-Li “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]

  • The Hollow Below – Episode 9

    05/04/2021 Duration: 13min

    The return journey will not be so easy. Dark:     Godry, wake up. Godry:     Huh? What? Dark:     You’ve waited long enough. Godry:     I don’t want to fall again. I can’t do all of that again. Dark:     You won’t fall. Godry:     What if my soul isn’t light enough? (A pause) Godry: […]

  • 119 – Attention

    01/04/2021 Duration: 30min

    in which there are some disturbances, we hear about the Evil growing inside of Kakos Industries, and Hecate “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]

  • O’Malley – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder

    30/03/2021 Duration: 07min

    From time to time we need to memorialize those who do great things for us. Want special recognition? Check out kakosindustries.com/patreon Greetings, friends, shareholders, and employees. I appreciate you all joining me today on this momentous occasion. Of course, this gathering, albeit digital and from home, was mandatory, but it was nice to see all […]

  • The Hollow Below Episode 8

    22/03/2021 Duration: 16min

    CW: Mental IllnessGodry visits the city. The dark was right. I continued following the path I was on. It joined several other paths as I walked. I always made a note of which tunnel I had come from and continued on the larger path. It was a long hike. It felt like it took a […]

  • The Hollow Below Episode 7

    08/03/2021 Duration: 14min

    Godry gets much closer to his goals. If I continue, I will succeed. If I continue, I will succeed. If I press on, I will succeed. I will succeed. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I […]

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