Kakos Industries

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Synopsis

A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.

Episodes

  • Never Rad Live Stream Friday, September 25th, 2020

    22/09/2020 Duration: 01min

    7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true.  This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]

  • 112 – Morlorca Part 2

    01/09/2020 Duration: 32min

    in which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

  • Never Rad Live Stream Today (August 28th, 2020)

    28/08/2020 Duration: 49s

    NeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]

  • 111 – Morlorca

    01/08/2020 Duration: 32min

    in which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

  • 110 – Losing It

    01/07/2020 Duration: 29min

    in which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

  • 109 – Stir Crazy

    01/06/2020 Duration: 28min

    in which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

  • 108 – Amity

    01/05/2020 Duration: 31min

    in which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]

  • CS55 – Card Game

    01/05/2020 Duration: 02min

    kakosindustries.com/cardgame

  • Not Cover Story 3 – Corona

    29/04/2020 Duration: 11min

    CW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]

  • Daniel Jarnax – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder

    10/04/2020 Duration: 07min

    Sometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]

  • CYOA 11-15

    08/04/2020 Duration: 07min

    To join in the fun: kakosindustries.com/patreon

  • 107 – Isolation

    01/04/2020 Duration: 32min

    in which everyone is alone, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe, we peer into the Big Black Hole, Junior gets antsy, and Hayden Neff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]

  • CS54 – Quarantine

    01/04/2020 Duration: 03min

    https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]

  • CYOA One 1-10

    11/03/2020 Duration: 26min

    Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]

  • Not Cover Story 2.5 – Monetization Follow Up

    05/03/2020 Duration: 04min

    Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]

  • 106 – Brilliance

    01/03/2020 Duration: 26min

    in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]

  • Not Cover Story 2 – Monetization

    12/02/2020 Duration: 14min

    KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]

  • Never Rad Volume 6 March 2nd

    01/02/2020 Duration: 38s

    Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]

  • 105 – Ransom

    01/02/2020 Duration: 31min

    in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]

  • Not Cover Story 1.5

    01/02/2020 Duration: 01min

    Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]

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