The Clockwork Cabaret

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies have gone off on a tangent about niche subcultures and combined them into an unholy amalgamation everyone can agree to hate. Well done. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This episode had a lot of promise and then it started. Perhaps, you should skip this week and go start that project you've been putting off for a month? (You know the one I mean). And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies drone on about a Swollen Sherlock or something? Honestly, I wasn’t paying any attention. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I didn’t mean to encourage any of this, I am so sorry. I blame the liquor… or Emmett. Yes, she makes a much better scapegoat. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. We’re coming to you from four days in the past. We’re all hoping that the future got a little brighter, the alternative being too horrid to contemplate. Either way, we’re probably all drunk. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Those of you with nervous dispositions would do well to protect yourself before listening to this episode. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, say your prayers, for tonight, the dead may be walking abroad. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? And now on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. They say the body is a temple but not if you're doing it right. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Oh no! The clowns... The clowns… They are here... Oh wait. Never mind. It's just the old biddies, I think I can take them… And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It is not my intention to be complimentary, but I confess that I covet the old biddies skulls... And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. The ladies are here to bring a little joy and culture into your humdrum lives. You have only yourself to blame for encouraging them... And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I tried to get the old biddies not to drift into boring topics like classic literature but, they are relentless and a lot stronger than they look… And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. It has been requested that since it is Emmett’s birthday this weekend that I should, perhaps, refrain from being mean to her. I suppose I could do that. After all, she is an old, wilted, delicate flower that is approaching the autumn of her youth. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. You’re probably going to have some questions after this episode. I'm not sure who has the answers. You could try asking Emmett, but I'm fairly certain she has no idea what's going on, either. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

The new Clockwork Cabaret will be coming to your earholes in September 2020. Stay tuned! WARNING! This show is for adults. We have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. To listen to our back catalog of episodes, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This is the last episode before the ladies go off on their summer holiday. I tried to get them to make it permanent but, they are relentless and a lot stronger than they look. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. There I was just minding my own business, having a lovely date with a dirty martini, when suddenly they sprung the Apocalypse on me. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. This week, the ladies celebrate Pride month. Honestly? I don’t care who you fancy as long as we can agree that I am fabulous. And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

"Only equals can become friends." - Maya Angelou Hello, my friends, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. We try to stay light & breezy on this show but sometimes the events of the world make that a bit tricky. For the past two weeks, we have all witnessed a horrific escalation of police violence against protestors and Black folks across the country. We would like to encourage everyone to not only seek out and support Black creators, artists and voices, but to find ways to support folks on the ground, either through bail funds or by providing direct support to frontline protestors. And now, on with the show. - Emmett Davenport WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/

Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Apparently Emmett has built an entire show around the song her college roommate used to sing to her with a sock puppet. I have so many questions. Mostly, why? And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/