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It's Episode 68.69420: Rangers Sex Jail, in which Patrick and James discuss: *Our Dearly Departed Astros *Patrick and James promise to go to Arlington for the Sunday opening weekend game because Rangers fans will be 0-2 and already planing for the NFL Draft *Altuve's extension *Something about Tony Kemp and Marwin Gonzalez *Other stuff *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice (The Spice of Your Life).

Patrick and James discuss: *What do we do while we wait for Lance and Bregs *J.D. Davis, Tyler White, or A.J. Reed? *Remember when the Astros won the World Series? *What do we do now? Sponsored by Bravado Spice and The Athletic, because, of course.

Patrick and James discuss, among other things: *The sweetheart that is Jason Isbell *Ulysses S. Grant *Springer's 2yr/$24m deal *Getting Alex Bregman on the show *Chris Taylor as Jim Edmonds *Pasadena, TX *Ken Giles' arbitration case *A half-assed attempt at talking about roller derby Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who also owe us money.

Patrick and James get together to talk about: *Skros showing up early to Spring Training *Sam Rayburn High School and the Klan *The Hall of Fame and Barry Bonds *Ty Cobb: Not a Racist *Forrest Whitley's non-Big League Invitation to Spring Training *The case against closers Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice, who are awesome and also owe us a lot of money.

It's Episode 68.333: The B.J. Surhoff Episode! Patrick and James set about to discuss a wide range of topics such as: *What are the Pirates even doing? *The embarrassment of riches that is the Astros' rotation *FanFest, and how to hook up The People *Winter Weather tips and tricks *Random Pittsburgh Pirates *General Admission *Dick's Sporting Goods and Frontier Airlines Lima Time Time is sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice (the spice of your life).

Patrick and James discuss: *The Super Devil *2017 *Most likely to regress in 2018 *Ken Giles *The Baseball Hall of Fame and Jeff Bagwell *The Super Devil again *Jack Morris Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

A portion of the Super Devil on the charity stream running amok, rapping, singing, annoying Patrick

Patrick McLellan and a special guest the haunted shaman witness miracles in the weirdest stream ever, during game 2 of The World Series.

Patrick and James set out to try to spend 30 minutes talking about the World Series Glow, but end up spending 74 minutes on: *Favorite Postseason games *Cautionary tales *Dire warnings *Charlie Morton Syndrome *Hero Worship *Shohei Ohtani And how wonderful the Basil/Serrano sauce from Bravado Spice actually is. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

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Patrick and James discuss: *The intricacies of Game 5 *Chances of Game 6-7 *The addition of Justin Verlander *Yuli Gurriel's Darvish Gesture *The AL West from 2018-2021 Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice - hot sauce of basic Target bitches across Texas.

Pat & James talk about... *The American League Champion Houston Astros *The Yankees *Ranking the postseason wins in 2017 *Previewing the World Series *Bees *Haunted Trees Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James discuss... *I don't exactly know. Something about the Astros and how good they are. Brought to you by Bravado Spice.

The Haunting Hour is Patrick's rogue live show that haunts in the late hours and has no set time, guest, or topic. Anything goes, and this show got extremely spooky. Try some Bravado Spice hot sauce now!

Pat defends Alex Bregman's right to respond to anyone talking trash on the Internet, and then takes it much, much further...well, just listen. Definitely not safe for work.

Patrick and James log on to talk about... *Nothing in particular, really *Cole Hamels: racist? *The necessity of bulletin board material *What would constitute a playoff disaster? *Verlander or Keuchel in G1? *Shaman Noodles and Amish Carriage ground effects -Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Comedian Dave Ross comes on the Bozoathon at, what, 2:30am? To discuss: *This can't be recapped. *Explicit lyrics

Astros Great Kevin Goldstein, for some unknown reason, joins the Bozoathon (right after the Astros lost the first game to Oakland) to discuss: *What it's like to overreact to 0.6% of the season *How to regulate #AstrosTwitter *The amount of information they have, that we don't have *Discussions within the front office *His prediction for when we will hit the wall *So much more

At 12:17am (5:17 into the show) WFAA's Levi Weaver came on to talk about: *Jon Daniels and the Rangers' decision not to swap series *When we were gonna hate life *Patrick and James disarm a potentially volatile situation *The best heckler in Texas

Patrick and James return from the Bozoathon Layoff to discuss: *What were you doing in Fall 2001? *Have the Astros ever lied to us? *The painful rebuild to present. *Postseason questions: McCullers? Beltran? Fisher? Verlander? *We recap the highs and many, many lows of the Bozoathon. Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice