Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Trigger Warnings: VHS tapes, teen fads, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, apple cider vinegar, the tide pod challenge, more Star Wars: The Last Jedi, hospital reviews, skin care, EVEN MORE Star Wars: The Last Jedi Drank: Los Frailes Monastrell 2016 Music: Happy Whistle by Scott Holmes

Trigger Warnings: the US healthcare system, recreational marijuana, the times up movement, tuscan wine, Santa Claus, neck pillows, skinning lizards, the rite aid on Larchmont, Oprah, schedule 1 drugs, The Church of Viola Davis Music by Scott Holmes

Trigger Warnings: bull penises, gun deaths, Kate Winslet, the year of the witch, sex monster epidemic, vagina shit, commercializing activism, The Church of Viola Davis, Matt McGorry's twitter account, 45, woke white ladies, saggy tits, the demise of our democracy

Trigger Warnings: boozy, slutty Christmas, elf on the shelf, holiday traveling, hangovers, Santa visits, rapey winter songs, candlelight processionals, elvin slave labor, Big Brother, Jason Robert Brown's Chanukah Suite Dranks: Erin's special homemade crockpot Wassail, Joe Joe's Cookie Stout by Anchor Steam Music: Jingle Bells by Scott Holmes

Trigger Warnings: child molestation, sharia law, dog parks, disgusting paternalism, fictional short stories, props, Ryan the Therapist, Guillermo Del Toro Drank: Podere Ruggeri Corsini Langhe Rosato 2016

Trigger Warnings: tax scam, false equivalencies, Floribama, expensive t-shirts, green shakes, normalizing racism, killing flies

Trigger Warnings: taxes, thanksgiving leftovers, cuffing season, slugs, the evils of capitalism, being single during the holidays, tofurkey, cursed aquariums

Trigger Warnings: ovarian cysts, sex monsters, Dolly Parton's ENT, application-based dog walking services, Cory Booker, spite pee, Ke$ha's new album

Trigger Warnings: oysters, witch hunts, chilaquiles, major life changes, NYC subways, being a teenage girl, LeBron James, gentrification, orange wine

Trigger Warnings: child abuse, the DMV, being a grown up, Tilda Swinton, shitty mediums, cis privilege, face masks, ghost children

Trigger Warnings: micro-racism, indictments, trash pandas, holiday spirit, woke grandmas, halloween costumes, rock shows, crusty hippies

Trigger warnings: identity theft, logic puzzles, believing women when they say things, the Emmys, Silver Lake liquor stores, Tig Notaro, hiding your anti-depressants, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Trigger Warnings: sexual assault, Woody Allen, karaoke, Harvey Weinstein, face masks, Roman Polanski, Newton's Laws, Casey Affleck, life coaching, Ben Affleck, live googling, Bill Cosby, outrage hashtags, Donald J. Trump

Trigger Warnings: gun violence, America's ADD, drugging dogs, mass murder, horror movies, Brené Brown, hashtags

Trigger Warnings: overpriced apple products, imminent nuclear war, birthdays, life cycles of deer, hot pockets, customer service fails, war-themed teen musicals, Aliee's popularity, The Disney Channel Original Movie: Smart House

Trigger warnings: unpaid endorsements, shipping Game of Thrones (spoiler free!), Gone Girl-ing, friendly witches, Cyrano de Bergerac, staring directly into the sun, Moms, also still Nazis

Trigger Warnings: NAZIS, impending nuclear doom, korean spas, gummy bears, NAZIS, sore throats, MLK, white nationalists, NAZIS, Aladdin the Musical, rednecks, ice cream, NAZIS

Trigger warnings: depression, protozoal infection, sleep deprivation, fake country songs, The Wild Party, rusty farm equipment, yelling at customer service reps

Trigger Warnings: John McCain (again), first grade boys, Edward 40-hands, making decisions, DIY Ikea, twitter trolls, climate change, calculus Learn more about The Bedrock Initiative: http://www.thebedrockinitiative.org/ Thanks to Scott Holmes for our happy music!

Trigger warnings: trans rights, racist MeeMaws, erectile dysfunction, themed bakeries, impulse shopping, letter writing, unnecessary key changes