Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has arrived in Big Tinkerton! Dirk has received some new attachments to help him get around a little better. This town seems to be a lot more technologically advanced compared to the other towns they’ve visited. They’ve got tanks, rockets and helicopters! This town also has another gem, and the group would love to get their hands on it. How are they planning to do this? Tune in to found out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before,

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well…who could have seen that coming? Now that they’ve attained the first gem of power they must deal with the consequences of that decision. Just kidding, they are going to do what they always do: pass the buck. They get rid of the baggage left behind in the town, sell the rest to some old friends and take what they like. The group heads back to familiar setting to see some old friends and find out about their new loot. What did they take from Cork? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edi

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group continues to make their way through the mind prison of Reginald. Hopefully the group will make it without anymore scratches or burns. Once they get out of the prison, I have to imagine they will have a word or two for Reginald. What sort of fun topics will they have together? What will this discussion mean for the rest of the town? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea o

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group finally made their way into the basement of the temple. Hoping to take the mind gem with ease they find it’s not as easy as it seemed and now are trapped in a mental prison. In a world with few options the group decides to investigate this prison, hoping to find a way out. Every door seems to have a different challenge. In this week’s episode, the group’s questionable ethics comes back to haunt them. Can they talk their way out of this one? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th ed

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The killer found and dealt with, the group now has a way to counteract this pesky mind sharing ability. Now the fun begins as they formulate a way into that basement. How will they accomplish this task? With what they’re best at! Chaos! What kind of chaos? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great ru

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! There’s a killer on the loose! Someone is going around murdering citizens in Cork. We may have lost a “good” man that we barely got to know, but I’m sure the group will love their new compatriot. One way or another the group has to figure out how to get that mind gem. They’re pretty sure it’s in the basement of that temple, but good luck getting in there without anyone knowing. Maybe the killer might know a way? What is it? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve ne

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The citizens of Cork are strange people indeed. Telepathically connected, the people there share thoughts, emotions and experiences. While this town is certainly odd, they do not force people into their collective. When the Halfling children come of age they are given the choice to join the collective or head out on their own and explore the world. There seems to be a murder in town. Something thought impossible in those circumstances. Will the group figure out a way to get involved and make things worse? Probably, but tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D P

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group departs in search of the first gem of power! They get a little distracted on the way to the city of Cork due to a rain storm. They find a nice quiet cave with a lovely inhabitant. After making friends, they continue along to Cork. The inhabitants seem a little strange, but nothing new for our trusty adventurers! What sort of hijinks will these assholes get up to? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listenin

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well…that was unexpected. The group was not expecting to encounter non-hostile forces. Revelations aside, the group will have to take the new information given to them and decide what they must do next. Old friends are rediscovered as the group decides their next step. Saving the world will be no small feat, but this group is surely not qualified. Find out how they screw it up by tuning in! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Making friends with the Antlanteans, the group was tasked to protect their nest…that didn’t go so well. Now the remaining party members are trying to chase the root people in hopes of regaining their comrades. They seem to have developed some kind of supernatural abilities over the last few episodes. Perhaps they will come in handy…Or perhaps it will get them killed. Come with the group as they venture into the Great Forrest! Tune in to find out what the hell is in there! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th ed

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has dealt with the “deserters,” made a new friend, and has decided to check out Antlanta.  They have heard great tales of the Ant Queen in the historical documents of old. Upon reaching the city and seeing their massive underground settlement, they decide to have a meeting with the queen. Will the group become fast friends with the Antlanteans? Or will they treat them like the Doglins? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of th

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After “saving” the town of Barkansas, the group and a couple of trackers have made their way towards Massive City. The hope is for them to pick up the trail of Franklin Sandcastle and track him down. However, the group decides to make a stop along the way leading to a bit of violence for dissention. They are also joined by a new ally from Massive City, who is on a manhunt for Russel Burton. Who is this mysterious person and why does he want Russel Burton? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5t

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is currently engaged in an epic struggle with the rootcoon! A fearsome rooty beast, on the side of these strange root creatures. Are these creatures responsible for these root infestations? A familiar face shows itself just in the nick of time. Who will make it out of Barkansas alive? Did these root bastards take Franklin Sandcastle? Tune in this week to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give yo

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well that was an explosive and idiotic finish to the previous episode! This week, in the aftermath of destroying another root infestation, the group decides to rest and relax. Giving themselves a nice pat on the back, the group settles in at the mayor’s office. What could possibly go wrong on a quiet night in Barkansas? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be differe

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Upon arriving in Barkansas the group has discovered a massive government cover up. Being the good citizens they are, they have used it to their advantage. They need trackers, but most of the Doglins seem to be engaged in some sort of sexual affliction. The group takes it upon themselves to discover the cause of this “affliction,” fix it, and get themselves some trackers. Franklin Sandcastle isn’t going to find himself after all. Quick question, are you supposed to go towards or away from explosions? Tuna in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Pod

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Surprise attack! After curing the plague in New Cloverton, the group attempts to make their way to Barkansas. On the way there they are confronted by assassins and have lost their special guest ally! Will the group make it to Barkansas? Will they suffer any further loses? What’s this big rock? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions o

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by a returning guest player, Madeline! Conducting an autopsy, the group discovered black roots it the corpse of a Doglin. This episode they will try to find a cure through experimentation. While they have many ideas on how to go about experimenting, their implementation becomes a bit problematic. Can the group find a cure before the town tries to take their head? Who is behind this mysterious root plague? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never p

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has been brought to their first real settlement in The Wastes. The town of New Cloverton. This is a town with various types of humanoids from Doglins, to Gnomes, Dwarves, Rabbit People and Humans! This is a fairly peaceful town, but looks can be deceiving as a plague has riddled the non-human inhabitants. Tensions run high between the races as the plague spreads without a cure in sight. Can the party manage to get what they need from town without becoming targets themselves? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. A

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is now out in the real world, The Wastes! Well, not really, but the dangers are real. Not sure where to begin their search, the group meets a group of friendly non-humans and get some directions and a lift. This wouldn’t be Botched without some sort of loss of life or LIMB. Who’s life or limbs? Tune in to find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last week the group got in bed so to speak with the Governayor, Oscar. They were tasked with a job in order to obtain a way to the surface world. This week the group must finish this task and collect their payment. A one way to ticket out of Massive City and into the Wastes to continue their search for their lost friend. Will the group have the gumption to get the hell out of Massive City? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the gam