D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes conquer their greatest enemy. We tussle with an undead dragon, discuss the problem that is 'dragon poaching' and I can't say the last one due to serious spoilers. Cassius is a lucky little girl, Princess Ansley is furious and Leo gets deafened. So join us as we get eaten. Want to be blind? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can deliver the killing blow.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes enter the dragon's lair. We sleep the night in the chapel, find some very well ordered coins and maybe fight a dragon. Cassius literally searches blindly, Princess Ansley could go for some chicken soup and Leo makes the Dungeon Master very happy. So join us as we learn spells. Want to know the most about magic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not know anything about this particular type of magic.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes intrude on a private function. We stumble into a sermon, attack the priest and Greyson punches a party member. Cassius goes into her back-story, Princess Ansley is cursed and Leo steals a liver. So join us as we take a massive dump. Want to tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have the Dungeon Master talk for you. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with a great deal of traps. We negotiate a hole, question why you would want a fox and get trapped. Cassius climbs like a spider, Princess Ansley eats grapes and Leo finds a secret door. So join us as we bring up all our old, emotional baggage. Want to throw a mouse into a room? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can hurl it in with a wet flop. Help support Comedy Cures charity by going over to https://groupees.com/rofl and purchasing some fine comedy bundles! We’ve got D&D is for Nerds Season 1 completely ad free and there’s a bunch of other goodies to get. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes trespass on the lands of the dragon god Torkol. We fight some kobolds, kill some fleeing kobolds and enter the dragon hole. Cassius tries to tear someone in half, Princess Ansley has to take a ticket and Leo gets trapped in a net. So join us as we watch some kobolds kill each other. Want to take a nap in a cave? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not worry about it. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have a magical adventure. We have free-time on a ship, wander through an elven city and meet an ancient seer. Cassius is introduced, Princess Ansley see a picture of kobolds and Leo has dreams of becoming a wizard. So join us as we braid our Dwarven beards. Want to shake hands? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can take five points of non-lethal damage. And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or 5th ed adventure as well as receive an advanced copy of the Season 2 USB tape! Entries close February 29th.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes forget about their adventure and end up asking why Sonic the Hedgehog isn't fun anymore. We avoid a fight in the sewers, can't avoid a fight at a tower and see a dragon. Hya meets an old friend, Buckle shoots a guy in his spell arm and Gurg creates a kebab tube. So join us as we keep to imperial for the sake of consistency. Want to shoot that cat on your face? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not worry about the flavour text. And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or 5th ed adventure as well as receive an advanced copy of the Season 2 USB tape! Entries close February 29th. Still after our Season 1 USB tape with the exclusive 5th ed bonus adventure? You to own by heading to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ to secure your copy today!  

In which our heroes play an imaginary card game while they play an imaginary game of Dungeons and Dragons. We meet Bismark, give an introduction to how combat works and just end up pushing everyone into the ocean. Hya has no concept of money and ends up paying way too much for literally everything, Buckle learns about critical hits and Gurg has the worst of both worlds. So join us as we have a serious bonding experience over a poker table. Want to gamble? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can afford the buy in. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) rad skateboard today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the D&D is for James ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art co

In which our heroes go looking for specifically chubby strange. We learn about some character traits, discuss working girl wages and meet out new employer. Hya gets a man killed, Buckle cuts his losses and Gurg doesn't understand relationships. So join us as we have a serious think in naming our three retainers. Want to awkwardly chat someone up? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can fall in love and continue the species. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) John Lithgow today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the D&D is for James ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to

In which our heroes finish their quest. We finally find the white griffon, come so close to death and have our final encounter. Atticus makes some observations about weakness, Nathaniel comes so close to winning it all and Ira saves the bacon. So join us as we stab with one hand and grab hock with the other. Want to find Master Tom? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can see him pinned to the deck. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) White Griffon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for

In which our heroes sail into darkness. We discuss gnomish measurements, manhandle an obese man and have a very awkward meal. Atticus gives in to his alignment, Nathaniel saves someone from falling (again) and Ira worries about his hit points. So join us as we journey into the oncoming storm. Want to cast fly on yourself? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can fly like an old, wizened Superman. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Dungeon & Dragon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC

In which our heroes make the DM want to die. We see Bapbap be very serious, down health potions like it's going out of style and freak out because we're dropping too low. Atticus cuts a bird cleanly in two, Nathaniel give the DM 'a look' and Ira finally needs to steer the ship. So join us as we recreate some classic literature. Want to speak with your fellow gnome? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can let people out of their rooms. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Airship today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work

In which our heroes deal with a very special guest on the airship. We prepare our own breakfast, fall off the side of the ship by lunch and kill some birds before dinner. Atticus thinks he knows about arrowhawks, Nathaniel asks about snake oil and Ira decapitates a majestic beast. So join us as we get struck by lightning. Want to lose a body part? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get some critical failures. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Dragon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an

In which our heroes get settled into their job on a Gnomish airship. We go back to the not-to-distant past to re-introduce ourselves, discuss animal companions and set off to adventure from the sleepy town of Bullridge. Krif makes an unexpected discovery as he turns a corner, Leo has clearly stolen the wrong thing from the wrong man and Ainsley refuses to even turn up. So join us as we talk about what the opposite of a cult would be. Want to throw a homunculus off an airship? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can consider the mental link it has with its master. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) live sized homunculi! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or

In which our heroes deal with consequences. We negotiate travel prices, get onto a ship (again) and have a funeral. Greyson has ten sexes, Princess Ansley gets hit in the boobs and Leo just wants his wizard friend back. So grab some tissues and join our party as they pay tribute to their fallen friend. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to throw a pencil at the Dungeon Master? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have it thrown back at you. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free Star War! And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at

In which our heroes have a very bad night. We immediately get into yet another fight, forlornly spend another night at the inn and are at the mercy of a dice roll. Krif has probably the worst night of his life, Princess Ansley gets stabbed through the neck and Leo kills in the most gruesome ways. So hope the dice are in your favour and join our party as they see if it was worth it. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to fall unconscious while on watch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can forget to do anything about the poison. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about poisoned weapons.  See acast.com/privacy for pri

In which our heroes go through a rough breakup. We engage in a domestic, have a drunken pity party for Ansley and magical shenanigans ensue. Krif gives relationship advice, Princess Ansley doesn't understand tieflings and Leo mistakenly thinks he has cast a darkness spell. So hide behind the bar and join our party as they try to get through the night without being stabbed too many times. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to set a candle on fire? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can put all of your power into it. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about the various ways to order eggs.  See acast.com/privacy for pri

In which our heroes collect on their contracted kill. We exterminate an old man, Greyson takes Jiggalump for a much needed poop and end up murdering another old man. Krif searches for non-existent archers, Princess Ansley only aims at the priest and Leo is very dedicated to drawing a macabre smiley face. So wonder about the state of things and join our party as they try to get a full refund. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to use your awesome new bow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can take a few steps back. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about coping with the loss of a fictional parent.  See acast.com/pri

In which our heroes meet the well documented and much beloved NPC Thomas Davoli. We argue hitpoints, someone gets really sick and the priest beats us on the draw. Krifpom doesn't bring up the stretching, Princess Ansley chooses not to get greedy and Leo gets winded. So join us as we fucking do it live! Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to be a priest in a pirate city? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get more ethnic as we go along. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about asking a god things.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go head to head with the wizard Carter, for better or worse. We compare eye sizes, Greyson gets this throat torn out and it’s finally over. Krif names the Justice Bee, Princess Ansley doesn’t want to say certain curse words (yet still does!) and Leo pours a health potion down a neck hole. So remember to yank your hand away in time and join our party as they get a Crit Hap. Want to botch a beheading? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be the only one even remotely good at it. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about Fluffy, the hellspawn.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.