Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Hannah recaps parts 2+3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, and last week’s episode of RHONY! She celebrates Ariana for saying what was on all of our minds, weighs in on whether or not Jax and Brittany should get fired (spoiler alert: yes they should), and mourns the loss of Tinsley on RHONY! VPR- 6:45 RHONY-32:44

Hannah is joined by longtime bestie Clayton Joyner to discuss the recent Vanderpump Rules firings, schoolbus and classroom drama as a child, the culinary delicacies of Springfield, Illinois, high school theatre, and much more! Follow Clayton!: @Cajoyne Check out these podcasts!: 2 Black Girls One Rose, Mixing With Mani, Real Moms of Bravo, Bachelor Happy Hour Check out this standup special!: Yvonne Orji’s “Momma I Made It!” on HBO This month’s Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter! If interested, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational

Hannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to discuss the last two weeks of VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY. Proceeds from this next month’s Patreon will be donated to Black Lives Matter. Head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational to contribute. Also follow Justice Hill, the musician behind the rad new intro music!: @JusticeHill

In the very first episode of “Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown”, Hannah is joined by her longtime bestie Chana Wilczynski to talk about crafting, first jobs, college OOTDs, and more! Follow Chana! : @engageonthestage

Hannah interviews the ultimate Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, businesswoman, mother, author, and Real Housewives of New York icon Jill Zarin! They discuss Jill’s many projects in quarantine (Noshes for Nurses, making and donating masks), their shared love for Diet Coke, and of course, Jill imparts some classic Jewish Mother Wisdom. Follow Jill!: Instagram - @MrsJillZarin Twitter - @JillZarin Support Noshes For Nurses: Instagram - @NoshesForNurses Head to JillZarin.com for buy one give one masks, and liven up your space with a new rug! Use code “HANNAH” for 10% off.

In this bonus episode, Hannah is joined by fellow reality TV addict and host of the hit podcast “You Can’t Sit with Me” Diana Espir to discuss the iconic 90’s flick “The Truman Show”! The gals relate the movie to current pop culture and reality tv, talk more than they intended to about bowel movements, and hypothesize about what happened to Truman after his epic escape! Follow Diana!: Instagram/Twitter - @DianaEspir Tiktok- @CantSitWithDiana

Hannah breaks down the Vanderpump Rules finale, highlights RHOBH, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below! VPR- 5:32 RHOBH- 36:45 RHONY- 48:30

Hannah breathes a sigh of relief over this week’s refreshing episode of VPR, has myriad issues with Kyle and her bangs, butchers the name of “The Bold and the Beautiful” and has both severe Autumnal FOMO and theories about the psychology behind Dorinda’s rage in this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below! VPR- 6:20 RHOBH- 31:04 RHONY RECAP- 46:00

Hannah is joined by friend, actress, comedian, and host of the hit podcast “What’s Your Jersey?” Jaclyn Marfuggi to catch up, bond over Tiktok trials and tribulations, and unpack the gorgeous 80’s gem “Dirty Dancing”! Follow Jaclyn!: Instagram/Twitter - @JaclynMarfuggi Tiktok - @TheJaclynMarfuggi

Hannah updates everyone on recent life events (including a celeb sighting!), breaks down VPR and VPR reunion looks, discusses RHOBH, and recaps RHONY! Spoiler alert: Her Jacques impression accidentally morphs into her impression of Monty, Jake’s dog. We're all doing the best we can. Time stamps below. VPR- 10:37 RHOBH- 36:58 RHONY RECAP- 46:40

Hannah catches up with dear pal of the pod (and TomTom’s star server!) Logan Cochran. They discuss VPR, “coping strategies” (wine) in quarantine, tell stories about moments of kismet in their lives, and dive deep into feelings surrounding grief they've noticed in this downtime. They also get a celebrity appearance from Hannah's neighbor’s new puppy! Prepare to laugh and maybe cry a little too. Follow Logan! - @getlow89

Hannah and her hilarious pal Ashley Allen have a delightful conversation about their respective quarantines, Tiktok trials and tribulations, VPR and RHOBH! Then a couple glasses of Pinot Noir later, Hannah digs into this week’s episode of RHONY. Time stamps are included below for your listening pleasure:  Ashley and Hannah catch up!- 2:34 VPR- 20:32 RHOBH- 45:20 RHONY- 1:07:50 Follow Ashley!- @Ashley_Rose_Allen

Hannah updates everyone on how she’s doing (“Not well, b*tch!”), gives her thoughts on VPR and RHOBH, and recaps this week’s insane but wonderful episode of RHONY!

Hannah bestows her newfound soft-boiled egg wisdom thanks to her friend Maggie and all the free time she’s had, considers Roger Calloway’s hypothetical political leanings, and obv discusses VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY! Cozy up, laugh a little, and stay safe, everyone! 

Hannah talks about how she’s been feeling given the state of the world, weighs in on celeb quarantine journeys, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!

Hannah is joined by close friend Brody Murray to catch up and discuss the iconic Annie Lennox music video "Walking On Broken Glass"! They talk all about the stellar period fashion, John Malkovich's hotness in a powdered wig, and go on myriad tangents about Teen Witch and Hannah's troubling childhood relationship to Nordstrom Rack!

Hannah salivates over Ramona’s quarantine journey, discusses her extremely distressing experience on tiktok, weighs in on Vanderpump Rules (Lala forgot her place, but don't worry, Hannah's gonna remind her.) and recaps the season premiere of RHONY!

Hannah briefly discusses VPR, revels in her VPR debut, and is then joined by recurring guest and close friend JD Barton to chat about their everlasting adoration for the 80’s dance flick Girls Just Want To Have Fun!

Hannah catches up with Danny Pellegrino, dear friend of the pod and host of the hit podcast “Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino”! They discuss how they’ve been spending their time in quarantine, which celebs would leave Gal Gadot on read, and proceed to go on a series of pop culture tangents because obviously.

Hannah breaks down this week's episode of VPR and RHONJ, discusses her quarantine journey thus far, and weighs in on Jessica Alba's tiktok!