Teen Creeps With Kelly Nugent And Lindsay Katai

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Brilliant commentary on racial identity and the commodification of beauty woven into a chilling fantasy narrative plus leeches, arcana, and blood magic thrown in for good measure? Um, that's a YES from us. Kelly and Katai deliver a strong recommendation for Dhonielle Clayton's The Belles and they crown a new Queen of the All Caps C Scale... She is Beyond C, a Supernatural C, a Monster C... If you've read the book, you KNOW who we're talking about. If you haven't, start prepping now. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At last! R.L. Stine commits to the supernatural. And he commits HARD. Kelly and Katai embrace the dark phone melting magic of One Evil Summer and talk losing your perm in juvie, WaveRunner brother(s), so much blood, and totally unnecessary slang (mother's helper?!) Plus the ideal first date and more listener voicemails!!! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Highbrow Readings. Lowbrow Commentary. We proudly present Ep1 of our brand new podcast Public Domain Theater. And if you like what you hear and want more, please subscribe to Public Domain Theater on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcast app for new episodes every Thursday. In Episode 1, broken dreams, family drama, and of course eggs abound as Kelly, Katai, and guest River Butcher** provide a dramatic reading of and commentary on Sherwood Anderson's "The Egg." Plus, a heavily editorialized bio of Sherwood Anderson (aka Jobby) and more chicken puns than one podcast deserves. **Since the time of this recording, River no longer goes by the name Rhea and his pronouns are he/him. Follow Public Domain Theater on Instagram and Twitter: https://twitter.com/publicdomainpod https://instagram.com/publicdomainpod Public Domain Theater is a Forever Dog Podcast: http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www

Cocaine parties! Forbidden kisses! German requiems! Kelly and Katai are joined by friend of the show and esteemed Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to talk cautionary tale, On the Edge. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Matter of feet, I do!" "It's not much to go oil!" Kelly and Katai fight through some mind boggling Kondle typos to discuss Satanic panics, the semantics of suicide, and Cuatros superlatives in Joan Lowery Nixon's Secret, Silent Screams. Plus mean girls memories and listener voicemails! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai break down the first installment of L.J. Smith's addictive Night World series, Secret Vampire. Spoiler: LOVED IT! Quick hot take: it's like Twilight, if there was more sex and the protagonist wasn't a Mary Sue. I mean, c'mon... blood drinking orgasms, teary hospital scenes, road trips to Vegas.. WHAT. A. BOOK. Kelly and Katai walk you through all the best moments. Plus Kelly endorses a pyramid scheme, Katai reveals the amazing forthcoming Cartoon Network project she's been working on, and exciting announcements about Patreon and Public Domain Theater! Andddd a couple unforgettable listener voicemails! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/tee

Waterfall related deaths! Cartoonish electrocutions! James Dean flattops?! We return to Fear Street with Oscar Montoya (Inside the Disney Vault podcast) and stumble through the looniness of R.L. Stine's The Dead Girlfriend, tackling the important questions like... Was the cover art inspired by JonBent Ramsey? And... Is R.L. Stine inhabited by the spirit of a dead white girl? Plus a really incredible tangent on mid-90s John Travolta movies. Specifically 1996 John Travolta movies. Specifically Michael and Phenomenon. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choi

We talk R.L. Stine's The Dead Lifeguard with Ira Madison III (Keep It) and learn a valuable lesson: DO NOT judge a book by its cover! Because in the case of The Dead Lifeguard, the cover says sexy dead lifeguards on a beach but the pages say... lots of internal monologues at a country club in the woods? Seriously, where does this book take place? And is it possible for a book to have a small budget? Just a few of the important questions that WILL be answered on this ep. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare to enter a world full of surreal horrors, such as the theme song to Two and a Half Men. Kelly and Katai brave Dia Reeves's Portero universe and pass through various shades of creeped out, weirded out, and grossed out as they discuss the unforgettable SLICE OF CHERRY (Slice of Jerry? Jerry's Cherries? Cherry Garcia?). Plus a new entry in the ALL CAPS YOU KNOW WHAT category. And essential tangents on Queer Eye and The Great British Bake Off that you need in your life right now. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice

Confusion! Betrayal! Anger! These are just a few of the emotions that Kelly and Katai experience when they find out that the supernatural twist in R.L. Stine's The Boyfriend is not so supernatural after all. Damn you, R.L. Stine! Also remember Mervyn's? Well, Katai does. And you will too after this episode. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay away from walls! Never jeopardize your day job! Druidic statues need at least 8 hrs of sleep every night! Kelly, Katai, and guests Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jarreau (A Funny Feeling podcast) learn some valuable advice this week courtesy of Graham Masterton's House of Bones. Plus inside scoops on Masonic rituals and R.L. Stine's NYC pad. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How can we focus on prom when there's a murderer on the loose? On the other hand, how can we focus on catching a murderer when prom's coming up? Kelly and Katai dig into the central paradox of the YA Pulp Fiction universe with R.L. Stine's Fear Street classic The Prom Queen. Plus Stine's bad jokes, a field guide to prom queen candidates, and responses to user reviews. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai finally arrive at the book that started it all, Christopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal. Would there be a Teen Creeps without The Starlight Crystal? Is it really as good as they remember? And how exactly does male ejaculation work? All of this and more on Teen Creeps' inaugural episode on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk childhood classic The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline B. Cooney! Lusty teens! Cults! Vaginal health! We are so proud to announce that we will be joining Forever Dog Podcast Network! We are so thrilled to join a group of such diverse, funny, interesting voices! We're excited to do some really exciting stuff with them. Check out their roster of amazing podcasts at foreverdogpodcasts.com SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Resident LODUNC correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? They talk psychic crime solving, Duncan's heartbreaking ability to portray loss, and literally cry while recording! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai are here with a Patreon Preview! Here's an example of one of the things you'll get if you join their new $8/month tier on Patreon! A big creepy thank you to our raffle winner Patrick Scholes for choosing this month's book, Carrie! This book has it all! Religious fanaticism! Child abuse! Revenge telekinesis! Huge thanks to our Patreon supporters. Your help means a ton to us, more now than ever. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai end the run of Goosebumps Wednesdays with Goosebumps: Beware the Snowman! An abrupt move to the Arctic Circle with Aunt Gertrude! A pretty satisfying snowman-dad switcheroo! A tiny town with below zero temps, very few kids, and worst of all, NO BASKETBALL! Also, the thrilling conclusion of Siobhan's Grade 9 Saga! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk Patricia Windsor's The Christmas Killer! Magical twins! Evil Twins! Dancer Twins! This book is AMAZING! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's Freeze Tag! They chat frozen step-dads, sockety eyes, and very sad cartoons! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices