Border Boss

Chatting about Snacks because nobody else is doing it as far as I can see. Also futuristic foods, unsavory chemical weddings in the mouth and ballers on a budget take note - Mike assembles a feast for pennies.

Mike is BACK for his second episode as heir to the Border Boss fortune with a complicated and personal discussion of Complex Magazine's top 20.

Border Boss is Back for the 11th time after a 10 year absence and everything is different now.

Sara hosts the greatest episode of Cómo Se Hacen so far. Visit Borderboss.rip for hot links.

Consistency is the key and that means putting out piece of crap short episodes again. Let me tell you about me and the soda...

From the slimy depths of 5 months ago, a shambling cadaver rises to deliver a hand held egg and some stale cigarettes.

I discuss an important investment for a yung man to start paying attention to RIGHT NOW and Mike drops in for some mythology.

I'm back with the thinnest flimsiest content you can imagine. Slurp it up. Menu hacking and time hacking.

BEEFER FEVER. Use hashtags like #beefer and #wheresthebeefer to make my dreams come true. Many deaths and rebirths and reimaginings in the bellsphere plus Cigarette News and ketchup gripes.

Back to our core competencies, a brief and concise chat about Taco Bell. Mostly about Taco Bell. No guests, no fluff... Just 9 hard minutes of CHAT.

Deluxe guest appearance of Mike from Virtual Pros, Kissing Contest, and of course the in-house (for now) correspondent for Cigarette News.

We discuss the rich flavors of the naked chicken chalupa. Mike stops by to light up. Hot topics include Wendy's.

My pal Odai flies in from London to help me run down several of the worst general fast food and FAST CASUAL dining situations. We dip into race, grime, and dog / caucasian relations to clear up some heavy mysteries. This one is so very long. Clear your calendar.

This episode has some listener mail housekeeping, some discussion of sex magick and the devil's eye, plus a gigantically long segment about Mad Magazine featuring guest co-host Thomas.

Some new items, some Viralupa, and a BRAND NEW SEGMENT about youth and vitality and killing it with ill advised nutrition.

Sara from Illogical Contraption invites me to the first episode of COMO SE HACEN. Also Viralupa and Listener Dave.

Lots of nuts and nougats in this episode which features so many segments - Viralupa, Death Metal Drive Thru, Top 5 From Hell... I'm just getting a lot off my chest today.

A secret item arrived on the back of a repurposed food campaign and I want to talk about it. Also shred chat and the Crisp Juan.

This is it. As many as 3 people have demanded longer, thicker episodes of Border Boss and I don't have the stamina to do it myself so I tapped Podcast PRO Hans from Overnight Drive to bail me out. It's like... 7 hours long. Be careful what you wish for.

A brief episode told through a ropey disgusting sinus infection uploaded with only moments to spare as I board a plane to valhalla.