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We got some Friday energy even though Jay Glazer didn’t deliver good news (2:27 - 10:56). Jay joins us to explain the national news Wednesday night and apologizes to all of us dumb football fans (10:56 - 22:54). Fyre Fest of the week, we all suck at video games (22:54 - 37:47). Buffalo Bills GM Brandon Beane joins the show to talk about the upcoming draft, DraftJoshAllen.com, draft war rooms and how much the name Beane helps in Front Offices (37:47 - 63:38). Mt Flushmore of states, no offense to states (63:38 - 80:20). Christian Dawkins from the HBO documentary “The Scheme” joins the show to talk about the 2017 FBI investigation of NCAA Basketball (80:20 - 109:11)

Sports have been scheduled and no tax day has everyone in a great move. Christian McCaffrey signs and we imagine what the perfect first game back would be (2:27 - 13:24). NFL 100 QB's and we rank our personal top 10 QB's of all time post 1980 (13:24 - 28:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (28:44 - 41:20). NBA Champion Kendrick Perkins joins the show to talk about his twitter beefs, playing with KG, his sons spending 16,000 on his credit card in fortnite and being a center in today's league (41:20 - 82:16). Mt Flushmore of places to be drunk and Guys on Chicks finish the show.

We're back in the wasteland of Quarantine. XFL is gone and MLB has some weird way of coming back to life.(2:409:41) Who's back of the week including Big Cat's belly button. (9:42-18:40) Brooks Koepka comes back on the show to talk about Golf coming back, what it was like to do ESPN the Magazine body issue, and being part of our Handball team. (20:48-44:18)Segments include Sorry not Sorry for Mike Gundy, (45:44-48:02) Sabermetrics, (48:03-50:03) Mt Flushmore of appetizers and Deep dive (50:04-1:01:20) with Billy Football Cryptic Zoology and the creation of the Beserker Blood Cult (1:02:39-1:20:20)

It’s Friday so we’re bringing that energy and we have an update on the podcast charity ride, it’s now a tandem bike ride around Manhattan.(2:39-17:37) Fyre Fest of the week is Gronk going to Tampa? (19:11-30:46) Old friend Mark Titus joins the show to catch up with the guys and do the Mt Flushmore of things were elite at. (32:11-1:18:34) Segments include Stephen a Smith stay off the weeeed? (1:20:54-1:23:33) Kings stay Kings Bill O’Brien. (1:23:34-1:29:56) Bored Idea. (1:29:58-1:33:49) And a movie of the 1998 Tony Danza Classic The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon (1:33:50-1:40:09)

People are trying to bring sports back and we're excited. Dana White is living the dream and a biodome might happen (2:12 - 12:42). We discuss the NFL 100 Wide Receiver list (12:42 - 24:49). Hot Seat/ Cool Throne (24:49 - 36:22). Scott Van Pelt joins the show to talk about life with no sports, how far Maryland would have gone in the tourney, no longer fighting with twitter trolls, and the upcoming NFL Draft (36:22 - 70:58). Mt Flushmore of TV Characters, shoe roast for the Bucs new uniform and guys on chicks.

Another weekend in the books and we’re being positive today or at least trying to be (2:18 - 16:42). Who’s back of the week (16:42 - 30:28). Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about how the NFL training camps will look this year, Tom Brady to the Bucs, and how the draft will work for some of the unheralded guys (30:28 - 59:25). Colts lineman Quenton Nelson joins the show to talk about being a beast, how he accidentally invented keto as a kid, and his love for the game of football (59:25 - 77:12). We talk a little sports, Mt Flushmore of smells and Billy Football teaches us about Vikings

No one knows what day it is but here we are. We had an all time take quake today and found america's new past time (2:17 - 24:07). Fyre Fest of the week (24:07 - 34:22). Joe Buck and Oliver Hudson join the show to talk about their new podcast, their daddy issues, playoff damien, getting bounced from the WSOP, and reading mean tweets (34:22 - 70:07). Segments include Lebron James update from Lebron James, Mt Flushmore of animals, and our documentary review of King of Kong Fistful of Quarters, the greatest documentary no one is talking about

It's all hands on deck to figure out a way to save sports forever. Big Cat has decided to take the approach they're never coming back in hopes to get everyone to figure out innovation (2:12 - 16:30). NFL 100 running back list is discussed and we make some additions and subtractions (16:30 - 31:20). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (31:20 - 46:09). Old friend of the program Adam Morrison calls in to talk about why now would be a great time to have an apocalypse bunker even though he doesn't have one plus a great John Stockton story (46:09 - 58:16). IOC member Dick Pound joins the show to talk about the reasoning behind Olympics cancellation, the fight against steroids, and whether or not he ever thought about going by Richard (58:16 - 81:58). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Joe Buck and Mt Flushmore of Candy.

ARod probably saved sports and the world but Big Cat isn't bragging about it (2:38 - 8:59). James Dolan has the 'Rona and Knicks fan still have that hate (8:59 - 14:57). Roger Goodell is trying to save sports and who's back of the week (14:57 - 30:34). Shark Tank's Barbara Corcoran joins the show to hear dumb ideas, talk business, and how Shark Tank works (30:34 - 59:41). PFT invents a billion dollar corporation, Mt Flushmore of worst websites, and Monday Deep Dives with Billy Football. This week's topic, Bears.

Quarantine day whatever it is. We need a pat on the back. The sports world is in full random debate mode and we're joining in with lists that make no sense because what does (3:23 - 22:17). Fyre fest of the week (22:17 - 30:42). Lavar Ball joins the show to answer the question of whether or not he's a small baller now, could he coach in the NBA and more. Mt Flushmore of worst calls to get (30:42 - 53:14). Tiger King recap breaking down the wild documentary that is captivating country. We also have journalist Robert Moor on the show to talk about Tiger King as he interviewed the entire cast of characters for his new podcast

The world is still in quarantine and Cam Newton is no longer a Panther. We roast some Skype backgrounds because Coronavirus has shown us everyone’s home (2:37 - 27:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Taylor Swift Vs the Kardashians and PFT and Big Cat are better than NBA Owners (27:57 - 39:34). St Louis Blues Head Coach Craig Berube joins the show to talk about last years historic cup run, how to motivate through the F word and fighting in the NHL (39:34 - 68:04). We get mad at the NFL 100 list starting with Tight Ends, Mt Flushmore of worst types of water and Guys on Chicks

There are no sports besides talking about the Falcons having a ton of first round draft picks and Tom Brady officially signing in Tampa (2:37 - 14:14). We've been watching old games and bargaining with ourselves. Who's back of the week including caveman Ben Roethlisberger (14:14 - 26:17) . Billy Football joins the show in his triumphant return to talk about what Generation Z can do to stop Coronavirus plus he has historical facts and some science he's been working on to become the greatest generation (26:17 - 58:36). Mr Portnoy joins the show from Florida to check in with a complaint and a plea for him to stay indoors (58:36 - 85:13). Segments include Mt Flushmore season, the opposite of Mt rushmore where we pick the 4 worst things of a topic, embrace debate and PR 101 for Jamal Murray.

We’re in lockdown and slowly losing our minds but NFL Free Agency is here to save us (2:27 - 23:07). Fyre Fest of the Week (23:07 - 32:49). Rachel Nichols joins the show to catch up on where the NBA season goes from here, who was going to win MVP and when basketball may be back (32:49 - 56:38). Segments include hurt or injured, new segment alert, and take quake (56:38 - 81:30). We recap the rest of Love Is Blind and have Mark on the show to explain how the show was taped, what went wrong with his relationship with Jessica aka MESSICA and more behind the scenes from the show

Tom Brady has left the New England Patriots and is signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Hank learns about loss and we speculate on who will replace TB12 for the Pats (2:27 - 20:37). NFL QB roulette has begun, and the Bears will screw it all up somehow (20:37 - 34:55). Hot Seat Cool Throne (34:55 - 47:15) The Director for the National Institue of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Dr. Anthony Fauci joins us to discuss the novel corona virus and what we can do to help stop its spread, what to expect in terms of a future vaccine, and as the federal response to the virus (47:55 - 86:44). We plead with Darren Rovell to seek help, and wrap things up with guys on chicks

The Coronavirus Pandemic has the sports world going stir crazy for NFL Free Agency. Ryan Tannehill and Tom Brady update. (2:15-18:08) What we're going to do without sports. (18:09-26:13) Who's back of the week including Rick Pitino, the big cock fake link guy, and Big Cat's idea to save sports in a future pandemic. (26:14-42:50) Jay Glazer joins the show to talk NFL Free Agency, MVP, and the wild house party with Sly Stallone, Guy Fieri, and Al Pacino. (45:31-1:30:17) Sabermetrics (1:33:45-1:37:09) and Love Is Blind recap episodes 1-5, the reality television show we all love to hate. (1:37:10-2:01:35)

Corona Virus has cancelled sports. We talk about the wild last 48 hours as the Coronavirus reached pandemic stage and what happened in the sports world. (2:50-23:50) With no sports for the foreseeable future we gameplan what we'll do on the show to help entertain the masses and provide an escape from what has become a crazy week. (23:51-35:30) CBS Sports Jon Rothstein joins the show to break down the decision to cancel the tournament, what would have happened if the tournament had been played, and planning his bachelor party that will now be hosted by PFT and Big Cat. (37:45-11:46) Fyre Fest of the week and a special outro song (1:16:04-1:24:50)

Coronavirus is coming for March Madness and we're preparing for the worst. Ivy League cancelled their tournament and it feels like it's getting worse (2:27 - 15:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Nebraska Basketball, Darren Rovell losing his mind, and Al Michaels no trade clause (15:17 - 34:39). Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his new book Powershift and hear new pitches from the guys in a weird twisting interview (34:39 - 67:01). Segments include Bachelor talk, Tom Brady update, and Guys on Chicks.

We're time traveling today as we figure out this whole clock switcheroo (2:47 - 6:54). Bracket season is almost upon us with Conference Tournament week and Joe Lunardi is in some beef (6:54 - 11:40). The Lakers look like the best team in the NBA and we have a coronavirus update (11:40 - 19:17). Who's back of the week including coach killing Kyrie and Big Cat believes in the Badgers (19:17 - 29:55). Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about the improbable run the Titans went on last year, where Tom Brady may end up, and how much he loves to plank (29:55 - 54:15). Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf joins the show to squash his beef with PFT and finally race (54:15 - 71:44). Segments include shoe roast for the Rams new logo, tebow update, and Big Cat's idea that he swears will make them millionaires.

We have a media trade in the works. Al Michaels to ESPN for a player to be named later. What would happen if we could trade everyone in the media? (3:27 - 9:28) Eli Manning in Chicago? (9:28 -16:07) Tom Brady update (16:07 - 21:09). Fyre Fest of the Week (21:09 - 29:19). Actor and now podcaster Kevin Bacon joins the show to talk about his new show, his career, the one time someone wasn't pumped to meet Kevin Bacon and more (29:19 - 56:40). Jaguars coach Doug Marrone joins the show to talk about a tough 2019 year, fighting for his job, and the Astros robbing his Yankees of a title (56:40 - 90:12). Segments include coronavirus update, spinzone for Bill Clinton, a dramatic reading of Lebron James Instagram caption and FAQ's.

We have an idea, a dumb one, but it's an idea (2:23 - 6:41). DC Defenders trying to make cup snake history (6:41 - 12:38). Coach K is getting to the fun old stage of his career and Tom Brady Update (12:38 - 20:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Coronavirus and handshake lines (20:50 - 30:46). Jaguars OC and former Redskins coach Jay Gruden joins the show to talk about his last days in DC, being in a football family, and whether or not Sean McVay stole he and his brothers lingo (30:46 - 56:05). Viral Sensation Thomas "Snacks' Lee joins the show to talk about hitting his big three for Jackson State on Monday night and taking the internet by storm. Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, PR 101 for the Knicks, Respect the Biz and Guys on Chicks.