Pretty Wizard

After, I guess, escaping (?) Splice and the Rock Golems’ hideout and seeing a Nero ship overhead, the heroes head over to the planet’s HQ. Hopefully, everything goes well. Abzael puts his hand up, Leaf stays silent, and Marco regrets. 
Jack has nothing going on. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

After leaving Squid Hat, the Heroes went to [REDACTED] and found [REDACTED]. Then they went to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] with [REDACTED]. It’s crazy that we allowed really heavy spoilers in our descriptions this episode, but hey, it wouldn’t have been Pretty [REDACTED]. Abzael saves the day, Leaf goes a little grey, and Marco plays it safe. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

ROYAL RUMBLE TIME!!! After Monkey Business of the highest degree, the heroes face off against even tougher creatures. Abzael enforces?, Leaf slithers away, and Marco gets boned. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

The forced infighting continues as the Annual Champion Fighting Pit Tournament steps up the stakes. The king is in town and Abzael and Marco have to impress. Things can’t get worse right? Abzael creates a hairy situation, Leaf takes someone, and Marco is scared. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

The planet of Squid Hat is a wildly, calm one, except for the fact, of course, of robbers and a fighting pit. But alas, the heroes must head there to meet with the king. Pretty standard stuff at his point. Yadda yadda yadda, Pretty Wizard. Abzael puts up a fight, Leaf is almost becomes a Twinkie, and Marco tries to put on a show. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

After successfully “conquering” BizLand, LLC, the heroes sent out for a new planet. Abzael sets aflame, Leaf bugs out, and Marco continues being Marco, with no new massive changes in his life, of course, because why would there be anything. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m forgetting this conversation already. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

Nero has disappeared. The third Business day has come up. It’s time to meet The CEO. This day can not get any harder. Abzael is kind, no really, he is, Leaf gets heavy, and Marco [REDACTED]. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

So….that was the guy. No, not the guy, THE guy. That was him, and our heroes just sat a foot away from the deadliest being in the entire universe. Now what? Abzael buys another suit, Leaf jumps, and Marco detects a criminal. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

Now that the heroes have set up their meeting with The CEO, it’s time for them to explore Biz Land, LLC. Where do these people live? Where do they all get their suits? What do the coffee shops look like? All these questions and more on Pretty Wizard! Abzael gets a new suit, Leaf meets with a man, and Marco tries to do business. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

A brand new arc means a brand new planet. A brand new planet means brand new business. And this business will be of the risky variety. That’s the arc name, it’s a great name. I love it. Abzael tells his story, Leaf does it on his own, and Marco makes a new rule. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

After learning about Varis, Morthos, and TKO, we are back to our regular story with our heroes, who must now pick up the pieces. It’s a heavy one folks. Death and loss is no walk in the park, or I guess, coliseum. Abzael returns to the scene of the crime, Leaf gets small, and Marco quits. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS! This is the great Pretty Wizard Christmas Extravaganza that we are calling, well you can read the title. It’s full of chills, thrills, and Holiday kills. This was recorded roughly a year ago as a test episode, before Pretty Wizard officially started. Now, because of Ryan, it’s part of the canon of Pretty Wizard. But who cares about the fun facts, let’s settle in deep with this 2-hour whirlwind of an adventure with Varis, Morthos, and TKO. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey Theme Music: James Robinson

Not going to lie here, but this episode is really great. It’s a big one. I really can not stretch it. Like why are you evening read this description. Listen to the gosh darn show! Abzael watches an origin story, Leaf watches someone spill a drink, and Marco finds someone. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University, Jonathan Kuchinskas Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

Our heroes begin their journey further to the coliseum, but of course without a few road bumps along the way. Working together has never been anyone’s strong suit, especially when your down a man, or rather, an arm. Abzael gets a little testy, Leaf makes a new friend, and Marco pleads his case. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University, Jonathan Kuchinskas Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

Man, last episode was a doozy. On the bright side, Abzael has finally lost those 8lbs he couldn’t get rid of. Also, after such an explosive ending, how are Marco and Leaf going to react? Man, oh, man, what are our heroes going to do? Abzael makes a joke, Leaf gets a big head and little arms again, and Marco tries his best. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard

Our heroes, along with their new friend Krostashteduk (yes, that’s how you spell it), continue their search for the lost Defense members and additional meaning behind Abzael’s medallion. Hopefully nothing goes wrong, like seriously wrong, like “oh boy, that was bad” wrong. Abzael becomes a one-man army, Leaf goes bowling, and Marco does ghost things. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University, Jonathan Kuchinskas Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

After successfully recruiting a planet to join the Defense, the boys get another assignment. There are some lost defense members that need to be found and it’s up to our boys to go find them. Abzael starts his own quest, Leaf gets Jurassic, and Marco looks through some books. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University, Jonathan Kuchinskas Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

This is it. The grey line between the North and the South have been drawn. It’s time for our heroes to armor up and go to war. Abzael does some damage, Leaf gains some weight, and Marco tests his strength. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson Additional Music: Jingle Punks

Now that our heroes are on the North side of the planet, it is time to find Piff and end this feud between the two hemispheres. How hard can all that be? Apparently, really hard. Abzael breaks some glass, Leaf gets into a sticky situation, and Marco fucks up bad. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson

HELP US OUT AND FILL OUT THIS SURVEY: https://goo.gl/forms/wxE5wFcOBCfO55KD3 JOIN OUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!! GIVE US A PLANET IDEA WITH #PWplanet!!! Well, we had quite the discovery about the South last episode. And Marco did not take it well at all. If only he can blow off some steam. What about another bar fight? ROUND 2, BABY! DING! DING! DING! Abzael lights things up , Leaf heats things up, and Marco cools things down. Subscribe on iTunes! Follow on Soundcloud! Email: prettywizardpod@gmail.com Twitter: @PrettyWizardPod Facebook: Pretty Wizard Credits: Equipment: Stevenson University Editor: Ryan Neitzey Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas Theme Music: James Robinson
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