Talk Of Shame

Did you guys hear there's a design for a new speculum? It's only been like 150 years, so it's about fuckin' time. On this week's episode of #TalkOfShame we have special guest Michelle Spies (spies_please), contributor at The Onion, who visits to talk about cute, fun, alternative names for birth control and the struggle of never being able to live up to the successes of someone with the very same name as you. Plus, Addie reveals she's probably had a belly button full of jizz on more than one occasion. 

Mackenzie innocently got on her elevator and her old lady neighbor touched her butt, and Addie tells the story of the time she learned what a circumcised penis looks like. On this week's episode of #TalkOfShame, the girls sit down with Chicago comedian, actor, and funny guy on Twitter Connor C. Golden (@connorcgolden) to talk about what it's like on the other side of Bumble a.k.a. swiping as a dude. He asks what cum tastes like, and tells an excellent story about how he "accidentally" came in his own eye. Plus, Andrea talks about spending her entire birthday in an alcohol awareness class...very drunk. 

In this week's episode Addie, Andrea, and Mackenzie learn they can make money giving a quick three paragraph review of a guy's dick, Addie thinks she's psychic just in time for spooky season, Andrea tries filling a birth control prescription using an app called Nurx (we are not sponsored by Nurx...yet), they discuss birth control habits, and Addie tells a story about someone cumming on her face. OH and we read more of your disgusting Sarahah messages...please stop sending those. 

In this week's episode Addie is MIA, so Mackenzie and Andrea have a go at hosting their first episode alone with the help of special guest Mike Mancini from Booze Before Noon. The episode divulges into a debate over Mike's inaccurate knowledge of the female anatomy, we learn that Andrea has a creepy dentist, they really meditate on the idea of pivoting to Christmas porn, and Mackenzie tells a story about some very dead chickens. Anyone else think Mackenzie's a serial killer yet? Tweet @talkofshamers and let us know. AND if you like Mike Mancini tune into to @BoozeBeforeNoon, they put out new episodes every Tuesday. 

In a continuation of last week's conversation about having sex with strangers, Mackenzie, Addie & Andrea discuss the merit of solely giving blow jobs to strangers, which somehow divulges into talk of scary movies. They also discover that all three of them once had phone jobs, but it's up to you to figure out which one of them was actually just working for a phone sex line the whole time.

Do you guys remember being really good at coding just so your Myspace would look cool, and now all you can do is ? We all could have been rich, but now nothing. In this week's episode, Mackenzie and Andrea are dramatically hungover (and maybe still a little bit drunk). Addie helps them discuss why one night stands aren't always worth it, they debate who would be the most likely to operate a glory hole, and Mackenzie talks about having to explain all things American to a friend visiting from Brazil. 

This week's episode of Talk of Shame features a very special guest, Carly Ballerini. She's a Chicago comic we met in the basement of a jerk chicken restaurant. She tells us about being a lady in comedy, offers up an EXCELLENT poop story, and enlightens (and reminds) us about how straight women are pretty much only having half of sex. 

You guys ever fall asleep in bars? No? Just Andrea? Okay. Anywayyy, on this week’s episode of Talk of Shame, Mackenzie, Addie, and Andrea talk about dildo science, debate ugly celebrities they’d definitely still have sex with (looking at you Christopher Walken), and Mackenzie talks about her genius idea for an app for the community to keep track of dick sizes. It’s like IMDb, but for penises. If you don’t love this episode, then you probably aren’t any fun.

In Episode 12 friend of the podcast Molly Weisman joins us to discuss turning 30, sex injuries, including one that sliced her husband's penis open, and Mackenize finally learns the difference between a gigolo an juggalo.  

After a one week hiatus, Episode 11 is finally here. This week, Mackenzie explains what the fuck actually happened to her leg, Andrea talks about something comparably disgusting that happened on the same day, and the girls debate why you should or shouldn't give your phone number to someone who you have no intention of talking to again. 

In Episode 10 Addie, Andrea, and Mackenzie talk about what it's like to play a sport as an adult, Addie talks about her first date EVER, and they play a game of would you rather fuck the Pixar character, or the man who voices him.

In Episode 9 Mackenzie talks about her recent trip to Vegas, Andrea tries to justify a stupid purchase, and the girls discuss some the grossest things they've found in dudes' rooms.

In Episode 8 Andrea, Addie, and Mackenzie talk proper etiquette for addressing someone you met while drunk but don't remember, they debate both the importance of sheets AND condoms, and Addie reveals she once had sex while watching Dodgeball.

In Episode 7, Andrea, Addie, and Mackenzie discuss death, dying, and Ouija boards (they're real), Mackenzie reveals what she thinks Disney did wrong with Moana, and they debate what the fuck is up with phone sex.

In Episode 6 we find out about Addie matching with an actor from Hamilton on Bumble and how she's never been on date. The girls also discuss their endless search for a friend with a boat, and how to acknowledge someone you're "kind of dating."

In this episode Mackenzie, Addie, and Andrea try and figure out what you're supposed to say to your parents when they ask if you're dating anyone, Addie tries to defend having babies before having dogs, and we debate whether or not this new Snapchat update is cool, or just really weird.

In Episode 4 Mackenzie, Addie, and Andrea discuss how to be a good friend in regards to your cakey makeup, we learn a hot tip about how to deal with your drunk texts, and our very first guest Julian Gamboa tells us about how to deal with your pubes.

In Episode 3 Mackenzie and Andrea offer some HOT tips for cleaning your apartments, and the great debate on whether or not it's cool to pee your pants is ON.

In Episode 2, Addie talks about how afraid she is for her high school reunion, and Mackenzie tried a Diva Cup for the first time and has A LOT to divulge about it.

In the inaugural episode of Talk of Shame we get to know Mackenzie, Andrea, and Addie, learn about "proper" dick pic etiquette, and find out that bandaids can be lost a lot easier than you'd imagine.