Pragmatic Pessimists Podcast

The boyz have finally evacuated back in to the same town and have a hot-button pod for the ears. What's the deal with Hawk and his crap anywhere attitude? Why are the brothers bickering over perfect gaming consoles? Is the news too hot-button for the masses these days? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on a hot-button PPP!

G & T oil up to break down the hot-button work of male stripping and awkward familial relationships in this mess of a movie. Tune in to find out which movies make the list for top Florida films and stick around to find out if C-Tates can act! Make sure to find out whether or not Kevin Nash can act (he can't)!

G & T hunker down in the midst of H I J K L hurricanes to bring you an in-depth review of all the football being cancelled in the wake of high winds and heavy rains. Tune in to find out why Gary is watching gruesome UFC death scenes and stick around to find out if anyone can survive on plain old tap water. Make sure you check out these hot-button issues and more on this very special PPP!

G & T are back in studio to debate one of the greatest matches of all time! Can the 6 seed Uncle Buck pull an epic upset and take down 3 seed juggernaut When Harry met Sally?? Tune in to find out why John Candy and Billy Crystal are definitely leading men!

G & T are in studio to break down the insanity that is 4Got10. Tune in to find out why the guys can't remember their favorite amnesia films and stick around to find out why so many 7-11s are missing patrons. Does Dolph Lindgren have a quaalude problem? Find out the answers to these burning questions on a very special PPP!

W & T are together in studio for a hot-button Labor Day episode! Tune in to find out all the hot details about Will's obsession with Manu Ginobli and stick around to find out how much those soccer teams are worth! The boys battle over a hot-button B Shove and discuss the legend of Robert Horry!

G & T hold the W are in town to break down the awesomeness that is the start of the college football season! Tune in to find out who is going to reign supreme this season and stay to find out why Hawk is standing on a table at Guy Fieri's newest restaurant. Who loves ridiculously expensive Legos??? Tune in to find out the answers to all these questions and more on a very special PPP!

T & G are down in the hole to break a hot-button episode about Labeef, Ripley, and Joe Dirt Sr. getting in to the kind of hijinx only they can. Tune in to find out who has the best desert movie list and stick around to find out why there are so many flashbacks in the dystopian hole digging desert. 

G & T are in studio to break down all the hot-button issues of the week. Why was Gary deprived of basic cable as a pre-teen? Will Maywether cash his check that he can clearly write? Who is going to claim dominance in the AP top 25? Was the eclipse any good? Find out the answers to these burning questions and more on a very special PPP!!!

The PPP gang is back together in studio and get right in to all the hot-button news! What's the deal with these iPhone prices? When does a no-hitter count as a no-hitter? Does Hawk have divine powers? Why is Will so infatuated with Holes? Find out the answer to all these burning questions and more on a very special PPP!!

The boyz are taking a mini vacation as TJ ramps up for school and ramps down for employment so this is a rerelease of one of our favorite reviews. Man sure you tune in next week for the boyz' review of Holes!! The boyz gather 'round to talk about the Black Tigers aka Good Guys Wear Black aka Chuck Norris' finest film. Come for the amazing facts about Chuck Norris and stay for a review of some of the greatest rug talk in the history of man.

G & T are in studio to challenge one another in a daring game of sun stare. Who will reign supreme? Is Gary excited to watch a 30 minute crafting commercial? How did TJ do in a very hot top 10 list? Why are umpires trolling ANTIFA? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in a very special PPP!

G & T are in studio to breakdown the showdown between the two movies that will battle to face Roadhouse in the next round. Will it be the #3 seed Dead Poet's Society or the underdog dark horse #6 seed Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?!?!?!? Tune in to find out on this very special PPP Presents 1989 Movie Mashup Melee!!!!

G & T are in studio to break down the hot-button film that is Wild Wild West. The guys break down all the great Westerns of the 90s and discuss the many stages of Val Kilmer. Tune in for the hot-button Kenneth Branagh and stay for the amazing villain steam-punk spiders!

The boyZ are back in studio and its like they didn't even miss a beat! This episode runs so smooth! What is Chester Cheeto doing with the female Guy Fieri? Is there a fallout shelter being built in studio? Does Gary see the most epic radio jellybean fight ever? Does Will have any toilet paper? Is Tebow concussed or just dumb? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on a very special PPP!

T & G are back together to break down all the hot-button news of the week! What late-breaking Catwoman could there be? Are apologies necessary for W? Do the guys run out of hot-button info to talk about? What's the deal with Epcot? Find out the answers to all these and more on a very special PPP!!!

G & T with special guest W's text messages are here to break down the hot-button movie that is John Landis's prequel to the Thriller video. Tune in to here all about sexy sheep truck riding and stay for the breakdown of the sex scene with the least chemistry in cinematic history. Find out why feet are always stretching and why this deep dive in to the horrors of depression and suicide was years ahead of its time on this very special PPP!

T & G are in studio sans W to break down all the hot-button and timely Micro Machines talk. Tune n to find out how to get your PPP microchip and stay for some of the hottest takes on Anchorman around. Make sure you listen in for the great review score of the new Dark Tower movie and find out why Gary hates Fantasy Football! Does Hawk carry a scalpel with him just in case? Find out in a very special PPP!

G & T and are in studio to break down the hot-button mini news events of the week. What's the deal with the XXYlimpics? Is it true that HBO is under attack? Whats the deal with Pewtin? Find out the answers to these and more on a very special mini PPP!

T & G are in studio to break down the masterpiece from 2004 that is Catwoman. Who is this Pitof guy? Why is Benjamin Bratt such a bad boy? Why can't Halle Berry walk like a human or a cat? Is Alex Borstein ok? Sharon Stone is age appropriate.