Cameron And Brock Are Two People

History condenses. The Star Wars shirts were too new for Cameron. Dawson's Creek is playing music from the future. We're guessing there are trendy fishermen out there. It turns out Brock was running friend interference for Cameron our entire childhood. Brock's family yells, but Cameron's family is mean. We discuss the tendency one might have to try and "solve" their family the way they solve their job. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

It's probably the logic board. Cameron's manual process window is awfully small. Eventually you run out of floppy disks to scour for fonts. Cameron and Brock both spent some time drawing cursors. Don't move your grandfather's icons around. Brock claims at some point people carried phones around on their necks? Cameron warns listeners of the friction coefficient of sheer fabric on hardwood floor. Florida folks have their car windows open often, so they have to yell SOMETHING out of there. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

There's a lot of waiting involved in surfing. Brock reminisces about surfing at 4am, while Cameron reminisces riding a large bar of soap in the ocean. There was still social anxiety past the wave break. Breakfast happened AFTER Cameron's 2 hours of practice. It's time to compare your steak with your toothpaste: the Steak Ratio makes a reappearance as Cameron talks about a spreadsheet for an excruciating amount of time. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

It's not called a "bazzoo". Brock's still not used to using multiple decades to describe things he's owned. Calvin never had a birthday. The Travel Yahtzee pad was unused. Brian wanted to finish his game of Risk. Cameron couldn't keep his shoes on. The dice don't have to be in a line. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Teach a man to brisket, and he probably won't actually do it that often. Brock invents the word "Normalicy". Goldfish don't really hoard. You have to clear out the toy sediment. Our first mailbag segment features Bill Murray AND a bassoon. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Brock wasn't talking about Matt from Kittium. Cameron was talking about Brobdingnag. Don't inscribe every book you give everyone. Cameron reminisces about listing to the baseball game on the radio, because Cameron turns 83 this year. We close out with 20 minutes of failing to notify ourselves 10 years ago what they were doing wrong. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Join us as we record as the sun rises as we attempt to survive our new early-morning schedule. Nobody mentioned the edamame hummus. At one point, there were three separate bundles of celery. We examine the efficacy of the steak ratio system.(A little housekeeping note: this episode has crackly audio, again. We have a plan to address this for next week and hopefully it will stop being a problem. You're not as sad about it as we are, we promise.) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

It’s hard to turn down a temporary free set of hot dogs. Cameron ruins game shows, and Brock ruins parades. Brock invents the words “civilizational” and “ongoingly”. Cameron is harangued at a Best Buy. In the end, there is only Kirby. The elevator door close button only makes things worse. We invent Reverse Amazon Now. We make a compelling case for training your child in the use of grappling hooks. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

If you're not saying "Niblings", you should be. The curse box's thesaurus failed. Brock's children go straight for his pillowcases. Brock's father had a time dilation device. Eventually the exposed midriff won't even be animated, and THEN what're you going to do. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

We discuss botany, and robotany. Cameron thinks you’re 35 for 10 years. The world’s progress ratios are all out of whack. We mention two different medical conditions that you should probably not Google, and how to lie to your children about one of them. Cameron can’t knit, but Brock can cross-stitch majestically. We detail the future’s greatest game: Ultimate Rasketball. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Cameron and Brock debate the order and intensity of exposing children to various existential crises. Cameron judges Travel Persons. There was a ceiling on the hole. We've already passed the emotional robot uncanny valley. Brock uses the word "proprioception" like he's going to get some sort of medal or something. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

(Note: the audio in this episode is Also Messed Up and I repaired it as best I could. I can't believe it happened again.) Cameron would call and hang up. Brock would give an NPC a Viking funeral. Cameron only played putt-putt. Brock knew Cameron was stealing his stuff. Also discussed: air compressors as underwater breathing apparatuses, roofs as diving boards, trampolines, being dragged behind a car, and other things that should have hurt us more than they did. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

We discuss various car-related incidents of yore, like when Cameron totaled a car, or when another car was totaled by Brock's car. Brock learns what management is. Cameron makes the worst Firefly analogy imaginable.(My audio in this episode was all crackly when we recorded it; I repaired it, but it's still a little ... crumbly. Oh well - Cameron) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

We prepare lists of topics and almost use them. We reminisce about growing up in a one-Starbucks town. Brock makes policemen nervous. Cameron falls apart in midair. We both verify that gator tastes like chicken fish. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Brock Is Awesome was once a dead pot dealer, but Brock M. Walker hasn't gotten back to us. Everything has already been put into a microwave. The Authenticity Precogs aren't real. We defend wine tasters, for some reason. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

Sometimes you're just a frog in a boiling wading pool. Brock's life-sized Roman general portrait just isn't done YET. Buckets of wood screws solve and create a lot of problems. It's pronounced "Albert Camoo". This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com

As of now, we can no longer say "we should make a podcast sometime", so that's progress. Cameron tries to goof about tracking children and ends up espousing subdermal chips. Brock's childhood is ruined by a ketchup elitist. Kobe is mistaken for wagyu. Some people have very strong beef opinions. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com