Obligatory Podcast With Kermit & Myke

Kermit & Myke talk about the upcoming Geeks of Comedy Roast of Black Panther. The boys get ready to perform at Megacon 2018. Lucid Dreams. The treasures in Myke's garage #Hoarder. Why white people shouldn't sing along to Kendrick Lamar.  

KERMIT trains with MMA's HANNAH "QUEEN OF SPARTA" GOLDY. MYKE has a mysterious job offer. Bullying. Break-ups. Inappropriate fashion choices. KERMIT saves a school from a blazing inferno. The boys discuss the upcoming GEEKS OF COMEDY ROAST of BLACK PANTHER at THE ORLANDO IMPROV. 

Spoiler Alert! The guys discuss Infinity Wars, Cobra Kai, and Rambo 5! Kermit gets knocked down by UFC's Jacare Souza. The boys talk ham-flavored ice cream and Charlie Sheen. Kermit discusses life as a "Clean Pee" dealer.

In this episode; Kermit's students compete in a karate tournament, the boys drink funky water, Myke finds a new place to live, the guys begin their treasure hunt for $2 million dollars and tell you how you can too!

In this episode...KERMIT crashes the EUROPA CON fitness convention, MYKE discusses his views on charity shows and ghost tours, and a discussion of favorite childhood games brings back a traumatic memory for KERMIT! 

The boys discuss open mic etiquette, the wedding of the century, chicken fights, the awesomeness that is Lazy Moon Pizza, Potato Bars, and "Little People".

In this episode KERMIT talks about training with one of MMA's top contenders RONALDO "JACARE" SOUZA, MYKE gets kicked out of his place, the boys discuss their time sitting in on The Devils in The Details Podcast with PEDRO LIMA, and KERMIT explains why he may be directly responsible for the death of KUNG-FU / KILL BILL legend DAVID CARRADINE.

Myke FINALLY gets a chair, Kermit recants about what it was like working with Jay Mohr and Brendan Schaub, Myke talks about his trip to Key West and killer coconuts, the boys answer the tough question "What's in a Pina Colada?", Sensei Kermit lets Myke's minions audit a class.

Kermit and Myke discuss unfortunate "accidents", childish pranks, bad dating advice, Kermit's fear of hypnosis, and the mutant animals of Lake Eola.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's humiliating defeat in a recent roast battle and what it was like to be the opening act for a puppet. Manspreading. Myke gets mugged by the Florida Department of Education. The guys discuss their opposing views on loaning money and collecting debt. Myke opens up about his time working for Disney and claims to be the inspiration behind Toy Story 2.

Kermit & Myke discuss soccer, men's room attendants, gyms, and pizza preferences.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's up-coming roast battle, Myke's week-long tour with Michael Winslow (Police Academy, Spaceballs, Gremlins) and Dustin "Screech" Diamond (Saved By The Bell), why you should never trust old people, Kermit gets booked to open for a racist puppet, Myke visits the world famous CLERMONT LOUNGE in Atlanta.

Kermit and Myke discuss their biggest fears, dream jobs, Winter Olympics, and how Myke's 4-year-old son is a hack.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's "Handiness" in the bathroom, Flying, Kermit getting a gun license, and the time Myke almost found a dead body.

Kermit & Myke discuss Valentine's Day, Syllables, BS Martial Arts, and Kermit's "Specialness".        

  Kermit & Myke discuss the Super Bowl, competitive eating,  Myke’s winless fight record, and why Kermit was probably the worst Best Buy employee of all time.    

Kermit & Myke discuss Harry Potter, Invader Zim, songs that white people love, Myke's horrible diet, and a few of Kermit's careers.