Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

When his subjects make outrageous claims, The Great Leader will break them down and make them look silly. This week, Steve Ferdinando reckons his ears are the best. Silly. There's also a Japanese gameshow, iambic pentameter, a pigeon on a train and the curious case of the stolen clouds. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Whether or not "it" comes home, The Important Broadcast will remain constant, unwavering and ever-present. It serves as an excellent source for observations on primate behavious and other knock about japes. Finally, it is a fountain of knowledge to drink from, splash around in, but most importantly to LEARN from. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

A quarter century of exquisite Important Broadcasts. Well done everyone. This week brings gay swans, a musical review, a man jogging & a strong message which urges you all to "get into the music". Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The BIG MATCH! The footie! The beautiful game! Put all of that out of your mind and be sensible, for The Great Leader commands it. This week, there are hotdogs, a swan, errors (oh, so many errors) and a frog. Plus, ready yourselves for Steve's podcast exclusive feature - "Life in Micronews". Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Blessed be The Father upon this, The Father's Day. The Great Leader offers you facts, opinion and an horrific image of sea creatures falling helplessly from the sky. Plus, find out how Steve's travels in Ghent lead him closer (if only in a geographical sense) to his fortune.  Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.   

The Great Leader only ever wants to educate. That is, apart from the times when there is 'beef', at which point he becomes the butcher. With Steve absent, (although you wouldn't know it, because he's still all over this podcast) a stupendous guest was invited to provide facts: Nice, cold, hard, lovely facts. There's also more peacocks, more bins & a stuffed lion. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Great Leader, although not angry, was disappointed by the remarks of some listeners following last week's Module. Today's edition should put all of that to bed. There's also some exciting documentary news and a story about a pig following a man home. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Another week, another Important Broadcast Podcast milestone smashed into miniscule pieces. This week, The Great Leader offered the nation a platform upon which to engage and they delivered in skip loads. As if that weren't enough to pass out with excitement - brace yourself for further mentions of the collective terms for various creatures and an inspirational talk from Steve. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello valued listener and "Get Into The Music" to you. This week's Important Broadcast gets you up close and personal with hungry dogs, Prince Phillip, riddles & Gods. What more could you want? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.  

Happy 18th Important Broadcast Podcast everyone. The Great Leader congratulates you. This week shapes up with Irn-Bru, a horse, Nigel Farage and 'bin day'. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast is available for your consumption and delectation. The Great Leader brings you tales of monkeys, tips (and tips), and lime zest. It also turns out that Steve is a best man. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast comes to you this week with a simple message; "There's no point in complaining." Still, look on the bright side - The Glorious Leader brings you stories of old spiders, Jesus and he's particularly interested in what you smell like. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week, The Important Broadcast goes down a rabbit hole in search of The Ferdinando Fortune. Will we find it? Who was Nanny Ferdi really? Will Steve share his riches??? The Great Leader is beckoning for you to follow... QUICK! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast returned from it's jolly tour of Europe and The Great Leader was full of it. "It" being more peacock fun, the questionable existence of Belgium and what the Queen's nicknames are. Assume the position and recieve the broadcast. Please send your listner comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Set your watch for fun and you'll be right on time for The Important Broadcast. This week; consider further reading on peacocks and brace yourself for a risque story from Steve. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

This week The Great Leader got into a bit of a scrape! What on earth is he like? Only minutes before The Important Broadcast took to the airwaves, the studio was hit with some BIG news. The accusations came flying in! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Blessings be upon you, listener of The Important Broadcast Podcast. Please find enclosed Module 11. Hear the broadcast, obey the broadcast, love the broadcast. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Great Leader thinks, therefore The Important Broadcast is.... In this, the 10th edition of the Broadcast - opinions are challenged, relationships are tested, curtains are lifted and roles are reversed. We learn many things that will NEED to be noted in your listener pads: Danny isn't (technically) here, Steve dreams about Nigel Farage and there is a baby called Donald.   Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast wouldn't be the beacon of truth and direction that it is were it not for Mothers. In this week's edition, The Great Leader pays deserved homage to all Mothers great and small. There's also mention of tubas, Copenhagen & denim - but mainly Mothers.  Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you. 

This weeks Important Broadcast Podcast comes to you laden with exactly 19 minutes and 14 seconds of extra-special bonus content absolutley FREE. Can you believe it? Amongst the delights, please enjoy Steve's roundup of the "Three Greatest Films Ever", a rallying call for a "Beano-Brexit" & some more mediocre at best impressions.  Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.