We Need To Talk About Steven

The boys are back babe, and it's time to chat Steves for a whole new year! Season 2 opens with a 2 hour special focusing on everything under the sun, including some stuff about Steven Spielberg.

Oh boy! The boys are in for a surprise this week as a very special musical guest drops by to hijack the shows jingles. But more importantly, they discuss the Steves of the Office: Steve Carrell and Stephen Merchant, two men whose comedy has changed the corporate workplace forever. Plus: James Spader's hog is measured, a net worth guessing game yields mild results, and the guys discuss secret hideaways!

The Boys are back in town! And more importantly... they're ready to talk Steven... Aoki style. From his Benihana childhood to his days ruling the world of DJ bullshit in Las Vegas or whatever, we cover tons of stuff about Steve. But more importantly, we talk bee stings, Scotsmen, and putting a ring on a man's penis.

On this week's episode of WNTTAS, the boys take a left turn from their character-driven episodes and focus on a Steven you can literally put in your coffee: Stevia, the all-natural sugar alternative. Also on this episode: Michael shares another riveting tale from his adventures in the Dodger Stadium men's room, Sean reports on a nude music icon farting into a hooker's mouth, the boys discuss the masturbation recovery group "Jay-A". Finally, a sweet new sponsor joins the podcast!

Bwooww... bwa-bwa-bweedle-da-bwoww... the boys are BRED 2 SHRED this week as they cover three of the greatest Steven guitarists of all time. They talk solos, rock, Chuck Berry shitting into women's mouths, and Ozzy Osbourne eating peas out of a cat bowl. They also cover Billy Idol, toilets, and so much more!

The words "conservative" and "comedy" don't usually belong in the same sentence... but try telling that to this week's Steven, an abstinent frat boy as obsessed with transgendered issues as, well, a transgendered person. His name is Steven Crowder, and he has strong opinions, many of them kind of disgusting. This week, the boys discuss Steven Crowder and other alt-right pundits like Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, men whose careers were made by confronting transsexuals about where they defecate. Also discussed: Stone Cold Steve Austin, George W. Bush, and, of course, hogs.

In this episode of WNTTAS, the boys discuss Cat Stevens, AKA Yusuf Islam. They discuss his music, his mid-life religious conversion, Salman Rushdie's penis, the concept of "bum dicks" (hint - Salman's got one!) and The Talking Heads' David Byrne. Also discussed: Gloria Estefan, martinis, and ciabatta bread.

On this episode of WNTTAS, the boys discuss Gloria Estefan... or do they? A lot of time is spent on MILF/boy relationships, Emilio Estevez, the play "Cats", Haley Joel Osment, and much, much more!

The boys take on the 90s TV icon Steve Urkel... kind of. They get distracted almost right off the bat, and discuss 90s TV shows like Doug, The Simpsons, and Saved By The Bell. They also discuss the Budweiser factory, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Fresh Prince, and so much more!

On this episode, the boys discuss Stephen Colbert, the bespectacled hero of political humor. They also talk about toilet cams, scrabbles, Catholics, the gay world, New York, and much, much more!

The contest is over! The winners of the WNTTAS "Talk about a Steven of Your Choice" contest are in. Two lovely ladies, Marnie and Janice, have a whole episode to themselves to talk about Steve Chang, a man who lives up the street from them. They also talk about Ambien induced vision quests, indulge in a prescription pill tasting, and the joys of motherhood!

Brace yourselves, nerds, because this week the boys discuss Captain America, Marvel's fascist lame-ass superhero that nobody gives a shit about who should have been laid to bed in the 1950s. They also discuss butts.

The boys are absolutely out of control in this episode, which is SUPPOSED to be covering the esteemed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking. Instead, it veers off into all kinds of bizarre tangents including Mike's visit to a crack house, guys' butts, Zane's departure from One Direction, alien life, time travel, the top 100 Brits, railroads, and so, so much more.

This week the boys talk about a multi-talented Steven: Lil' Steven Van Zandt, guitarist from Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band and famed actor, writer, and producer. This Steven is a surprisingly deep well of factoids and interesting points, and the boys are not afraid to delve as deep as they can into Soprano lore, Springsteen trivia, and much, much more.

Uh-oh, it's double trouble from this Stephen! In this episode, Mike and Sean conclude their two-part profile of the man who is perhaps the G.S.O.A.T. - Stephen King. He is likely the most adapted writer of all time, with a movie career that is, quite frankly, insane. From "Carrie" to "It" to "The Shining", Stephen King's mark on cinema is unrivaled by any other writer. In fact, the boys almost have TOO much Stephen to talk about when it comes to his films. For example, did you know Stephen King hates "The Shining" and thinks Stanley Kubrick was a dumb asshole? And did you know he once directed his own film, and it's kind of a piece of amazing shit? Did you know that there are around 35 Stephen King shows and films in production RIGHT NOW? Prolific doesn't cut it - this man is a legend.

Carrie, The Shining, The Stand, IT, Cujo, Pet Sematary, The Dead Zone, 11/22/63, Salem's Lot, Misery, Gerald's Game, Mr. Mercedes... is that enough search terms?! The boys are discussing the inimitable master of horror Stephen King this week. This Stephen has so much going on that his story is being covered in two parts. In this first installment, the boys discuss Stephen King the author, his approach to writing, his techniques, and his most legendary works of prose. They also confront and shit all over his critics, such as the prominent literary grouch Harold Bloom. Hogs are measured, Stephens are discussed, and the boys have a rousing good time. Stay tuned for Pt. 2 - King's movies!

On this episode of WNTTAS, the boys discuss comedy legend and movie star Steve Martin. And, just like one of Steve's acts, this episode is extremely weird. The boys dive into Elvis, Knott's Berry Farm, magic, puppets, and... of course... they measure the Three Amigos' hogs. It's a rip roaring good time with one of America's biggest legends and two of its most mediocre podcasters.

Congratulations Golden State Warriors on the NBA Championship! To celebrate this victory, Mike and Sean discuss three Steve legends of the NBA hardwood: Steph Curry, Steve Kerr, and Steve Nash. Mike updates the audience with Vince Vaughn news, Sean jumps over a snake, and Archie boy the dog takes a comfortable nap. Also included: ranting about the NFL, hog measuring, and a tantalizing story about America's loosest lady of the night: Madonna.

Steve Harvey: America's family funny man, or mustachioed religious religious zealot from hell? On this episode of WNTTAS, the boys delve into the highs and lows of this controversial comedian's career, life, and views. Also featured: a rousing rendition of "Did I Do That?" leads Mike down a dark hole of possibilities, and Sean does an impression of Batman.

The boys discuss alley-cat-look-alike and frontman of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler. From his early days in New York as Stefano Fettucini Olive Gardino to the boa-wearing Demon of Screaming, this Steven has lived so hard it's a surprise his curiosity for drugs has not killed this cat. Plus, they uncover a long lost commercial for a failed Aerosmith branded business, and play a truly confounding game of Did I do That?