Finish It!

Welp, it was inevitable. It's time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It's an absolute nightmare!

The bros keep on dang truckin' with Matt's read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin' as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!

It's finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!

Are you ready for the icky willies? Creeptobscare has returned from the graaaave! Chris finds a truly traumatic ending! Matt answers the phone! It's pure Halloweeny gold!

Ok seriously this time—this week, Matt finally feels like an actual god, Chris goes somewhere he's been wanting to go since he started the book, and the Brothers Doctors Hollywood are in!

This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt's tease doesn't matter at all because he didn't know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!

This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris' read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!

This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!

This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!

It's the most special week in America so it's time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It's a pod-spangled star-cast!

The brothers are back! Illness can't keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!

This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it's hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!

New book day is back! Chris is comin' atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It's high time for spy time let's go!

Heck yeah it's Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it's the first time they've ever read this book so there's totally no way they'll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!

There's only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know!

This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, "This guy, look out it's liquid horn," and the latest Wild Card melts Chris' brain!

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Grasp the godbunny's paw and prepare for "adventure"! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!