Everybody Trades

If your broker advises you to buy a penny stock, it’s time to get a new broker. My take on SEC Championship odds partially explains how I value stocks. Young men and mental health. Finally, Shohei Ohtani isn’t from Japan, he’s from another dimension.

Mychal Kendricks was cut by the Cleveland Browns after he admitted to “insider trading”. I explore the logical fallacies of such laws. Further, what can Chick-Fil-A and the passionate reactions to Nike’s latest Colin Kaepernick spot teach us about the stock market?

Panic is not a strategy; sometimes it’s best to do nothing. The Cleveland Browns have a financial debate on HARD KNOCKS. The Baltimore Orioles’ Adam Jones exercises his contractual rights, and people are mad? “He works with me” not ”for me”. And what in the Sam Hill could possibly require that many keystrokes, retail employees? Stocks: NVDA, DBX. (Correction: I incorrectly refer to Browns DL Carl Nassib as "Tony".)

How Carp and Tommy Pham explain the perils of judging future value. A quick Ulta Beauty update. Plus, why the new “Xi Jinping” pronunciation feels like an elaborate joke on me.

DropBox takes us on a wild ride to nowhere. Know thyself, and do NOT blindly follow me. Ulta Beauty checks multiple boxes. Clarifying my #PermitPatty “hate”. Finally, anonymous sources are important and dangerous.

A deep dive on Jim Cramer’s skepticism of “command-and-control” economies and David Faber’s astonishment. What’s the difference between "Beijing" and China? D.C. and America? Could there be another Chinese revolution? “This got deep in a hurry…” Plus, a couple pertinent sound bytes from "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee", featuring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, and Bill Burr.

What gives #Permit Patty her power? Facebook and Twitter stock action a harbinger of bad things? It’s time to buy defense stocks, if you have not already. Tweet: “If you think about it. People with glasses are literally paying to use their eyes. Capitalism is a bitch.”

How do we calculate the collective, subjective value of gigantic, collective projects like the moon landing or the Hubble telescope? Then, Trump on Rates (7:40). Was the Federal Reserve created to protect the wealthy? Why is the burden of proof only on the state during criminal proceedings? Inflation of the money supply is theft of wages and savings. Why don’t we get a vote on the Fed chairman? Watch The Foundation: https://youtu.be/j9afh0dJ9jE

Kylie Jenner is a CONSUMER-Made Billionaire by John Miller

Market update. More tariff mania; is China’s dictatorship actually an advantage in a trade war? What the heck is a “trade war” anyway? Impress your friends at cocktail parties by knowing what “comparative advantage” is. (Stocks mentioned: WRK, SPOT, NFLX.)

With earnings season upon us, I use Netflix as an example of value. (By the way, if you bought NFLX on my recommendation, you're welcome.) Also, what's up with every Supreme Court justice being from one of two colleges? THE SIMPSONS's Stonecutters might tell us something (7:17).

SCOTUS has changed the relationship between citizens and taxation. Miss America activists don’t want to change the Miss America pageant; they want to change human nature. Finally, a stirring tribute to Joe Jackson. (No individual stock talk.)

I have an honest monologue about Bitcoin. Plus, what do Sarah Sanders and peyote have to do with the freedom of expression? Everything! Stocks discussed: NFLX, DBX.

SPECIAL EDITION: Please indulge me, as I react live to the 5th through 14th picks of the 2018 NBA Draft. (No stock or economics talk in this one.)

Tons of stock advice and talk in this one. Plus, are there actual Hiltons in Hanoi? Stocks mentioned: DBX, ETSY, BABA, SPOT, IDXX, C, GS, JPM, NUE. Check out the brand new EverybodyTrades.com, which includes FREE portfolio access.

Plus, navigating information overload, unnatural social-media interactions, and what fantasy baseball has taught me about the market. (No individual stock talk in this edition.)

I also discuss the market, tariffs, Tommy Robinson, THE $18 BILLION PRIZE, and of course, Roseanne. Stocks discussed: HII, SPOT.

In this episode, I bring in my parents for an in-depth discussion on BARRY's first season. Spoiler-heavy! (No stock talk in this one.)

The NSNG diet works, but the government’s food pyramid is a borderline religious symbol. I lost 35 pounds with better information, and some still won’t listen to me. Plus, sports betting, SWAT teams, and what the heck is going on with WWE stock?

Why pile debt on top of your children, when most people don’t even directly use their degree? As a college graduate, I can promise you, it’s not a panacea. The days of “finding yourself” should be over; not for the current price. Plus, a recap of the last two market weeks. Stocks discussed: SPOT, RTN, USCR, WHR, FB, HON, AMZN, NKE.