Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea in the carpool line; Cool Beans Remix; Worker gets lost on a mountain during a company team building exercise; Woody and his wife are trying a food service; Woody’s wife and misophonia; People are driving around stopped school buses; Video of Cool Beans eating a banana; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Toilet Paper Day; Babe Ruth jersey sold for $24.12 million; Walmart apple juice recall; California school buses rerouted because of 40 foot statues; First day of school chaos-car pool lines, bus rides, starting times; Infiltration of round-a-bouts; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The costs of Jennifer Lopez’s engagement rings; National Cheap Flight Day; Fun With Football Audio; Wal-Mart and Burger King collaboration; Goodie Bag app; Astronauts stuck on the International Space Station; Chelsea has pork rinds delivered to the station; Hiding food; Airport in Japan shut down because of missing scissors in the terminal; And so much more!

Sal discusses his stand-up tour and new comedy special.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s evidence that Stevie Wonder is not blind; Toddler served alcohol instead of apple juice; Man kicked off plane because his head was bleeding from a hair transplant; Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks; New Starbucks CEO will super-commute; Man attacked because of his jukebox selection; Songs that should not be played from the jukebox; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody explains his vomit-monitoring job; Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are divorcing; Take the day off for Kenny Roger’s birthday; Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers; Woody Game Wednesday; Cool Beans eats a banana with a fork; And so much more!

They Can't Be Sold, They Can't Be Bought; Who Is This Celebrity and Are They a Senior Citizen or Not?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New museum celebrates the Kentucky Meat Shower; Cybertrucks face raccoon attacks; Super blue moon and the anniversary of the launch of Voyager 2; Man sues over failed vasectomy; Study shows it’s safe to drink 25 cups of coffee per day; Woman arrested at Applebee’s over all-you-can-eat confusion; Disney will allow allergy death case to go to court; Sophisticated school lunches; Honking issue with self-driving cars; Charging to attend a wedding; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody and Wilcox took their children to college over the weekend; Matthew Perry death arrests; Cool Beans Remix; Doctor reprimanded for not wearing his hearing aids while performing a colonoscopy; Woman spends the night with her daughter in the dorm at college; Tipping your bank teller; You should take a five second break during an argument; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Rent-a-Mom; Choking on a fry; Nextdoor ring and run; Meat smell lawsuit; Dave-Chelsea's cat-scratches a kid; 9-1-1 called because somebody has glass at the pool; Proscuitto lawsuit; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wayne Brady involved in a fight; Sitting on the floor; Sleep divorce; How real is the internet; NC State sex packets; Naps; Learning cursive law; Finger found in salad; Chipotle bowl thrower; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s kids call her “bro”; Trailers for Joey Chesnut eating competition and Only Murders in the Building; Side effects of the drug Chantix; Woody Game Wednesday; Well-adjusted Shelly; Woody is taking his daughters to college tomorrow; And so much more!

Try Not to Heave; All You Have to Do Is Identify the Steve!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Matt Rife’s new Netflix special; Breakdancing will not be a part of the 2028 Olympics but other events have been added; Chuck E. Cheese subscription plans; Trailer for Catnado; Earthquake in California; Inappropriate t-shirts; The government is working to make it easier to cancel services; A man erroneously gets circumcised; Beastie Boys want recall of all gold records; Restaurant offers seagull insurance; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Olympics round-up: Australian breakdancer, closing ceremonies, and more; Take the day off for Sir Mix-a-Lot’s birthday; Airplane diverts to a different city because the pilot is not qualified to land in the original city; Jordan Chiles medal controversy; University of North Carolina’s women’s soccer coach is retiring; Cool Beans Remix; Woody’s neighbor’s kid has an inappropriate sticker on his phone case; People are burying alcohol in Golden Gate park; Huey Lewis’ new tv show; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Olympic athletes are drinking Coca-Cola to try to offset the effects of swimming in the contaminated river; Kim Jung Un impersonator at the Olympics; Samsung stove recall; Fun With Football Audio; Proposal at the Olympics and Woody’s marriage story; Russian chess player banned for life; Cash App data breach settlement; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Olympics update; Take the day off for Scott Stapp’s birthday; Woody’s concert experience; High cost of concessions at concerts; Costco members will need to scan their membership cards to enter; Party of eight request their meals be comped for one member falling; Perfume for dogs; Birds flying into windows; Succulent Chinese meal man has died; New app for Android phones is actually a trojan horse; Olympic runners lack of "support"; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Olympic pole vaulter’s bulge; Snoop Dogg’s Olympic pay day; Take the day off for Bruce Dickinson’s birthday; The most dangerous date to be driving on the roads; Feedback surveys; Auntie Anne’s new fragrance; Woody Game Wednesday; Putting the ashes of loved ones in stuffed animals; Cool Bean’s Build-A-Bear group; People are getting injured trying to do things they see on the Olympics; Robots doing dentistry; And so much more!