Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures
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- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 282:24:17
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Synopsis
Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!
Episodes
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Fart Chicken Replay
31/03/2022 Duration: 01h09minHello everyone! We don't have a new episode this week due to a lack of 25 hours in the days. In lieu of a new episode we invite you to sit back and enoy listening to season two's "Yellowstone Fart Chicken". Back next week with new, super hilarious content! Enjoy.
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Episode 410 - Weird Wild Deep Sea Wieners
24/03/2022 Duration: 57minKevin's back! Just in time to find a nugget of gold on TikTok and learn some fun facts about lobster urine, ghost shark wieners, octopi and a few more of our oceanianic friends. Enjoy!
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Episode 409 - Deep Fried Cheese Curd
17/03/2022 Duration: 01h06minDuring this epic train wreck, Hank drones on and on about gas prices, sledding, snowmobiles, bad drivers and plenty of other things he knows absolutely nothing about. Enjoy!
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Episode 408 - Happy Birthday Yellowstone
10/03/2022 Duration: 01h13minHere's a little ditty all about bad choices in convenience stores, a road trip, a brutal way for bees to die and a lesson you probably already knew about Yellowstone National Park. Enjoy!
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Episode 407 - Hungry Bears And Hairless Cats
03/03/2022 Duration: 01h04minThis week we're giving an update on Lake Tahoe's Hank The Tank, proper architecture for bear country, how NOT to feed your hairless cat and tips on what to have in your first aid kid. Enjoy!
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Episode 406 - Frozen Wieners & Dog Poop
24/02/2022 Duration: 01h05minJoin Hank this week for an in depth discussion and learning experience all about powdered cheese, frozen wieners at the Olympic games, fat shaming bears and how to manage dog poop. Enjoy!
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Episode 405 - Chewbacca Don't Mind The Cold
17/02/2022 Duration: 01h09minHere's a little ditty 'bout keepin' warm in the out of doors, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and the entirety of Star Wars lacking the technology to keep them all warm in the out of doors, some guy stealin' a bobcat and so much more. Enjoy!
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Episode 404 - Coffee Anyone?
03/02/2022 Duration: 01h07minOn this weeks episode we're talkin' snake prisoner revenge, Hank's history with beer and how to roast your own coffee beans over a campfire. And we have more music from our friends Hillfolk Noir! You like the tunes? That's who's singin' 'em. Enjoy!
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Episode 403 - Welcome To Dick Shooter, Idaho
27/01/2022 Duration: 56minThis week we're learnin' all about Dick Shooter, Idaho... But before that, we're talking about doomsday prepping, escaped lab monkeys and the value of your used vehicle. It's all nonsense. Enjoy!
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Episode 402 - Kick Ass Bear Spray Holster
20/01/2022 Duration: 01h05minIf you ever wanted random, half researched, possibly correct, maybe incorrect information about how to best use your bear spray, this is the episode for you. We'll talk Bear Spray holsters, spray painting antlers and plenty of other nonsense on another amazing episode! Enjoy!
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Episode 401 - To Drink Or Not To Drink Your Urine
13/01/2022 Duration: 44minIt's Season Four! The season where we learn some junk. Some completely useless, some mostly useless and all pretty dang funny. We kick the season off with this... Mountain cats murdering Elk on front porches and a deep dive into the subject of drinking your urine to survive an emergency outdoor situation. Enjoy!
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Episode 343 - Ice On The Nether Region
23/12/2021 Duration: 01h01minSurprise! Here's one last episode to end 2021 and Season three. Hank shares his thoughts on holiday car/truck commercials, new years resolutions, new year planning and finding common ground. Happy New Beer! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidaze. ENJOY!
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Episode 342 - Hank To Alaska
16/12/2021 Duration: 01h26minSeason three is coming to a close with Hank finally telling some stories about his 2021 trip to Alaska's Bristol Bay. Sit back, relax, have a beverage and enjoy this episode all about boy bands, Justin Timberlake, the seasons first snow, grizzly bears, grizzly bears and salmon. Enjoy!
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Episode 341 - Prison Rules
09/12/2021 Duration: 01h15minThere are three funny moments in this weeks episode... Good luck finding 'em! It's like a Holiday Easter Egg hunt! During this train wreck, Hank and Alex talk fake Christmas trees, Nat Geo films, opportunistic wolves and getting off the grid. Enjoy!
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Episode 340 - Red Fish & Chum
02/12/2021 Duration: 01h10minHere's a post Thanksgiving day episode all about my first ever Red Fish experience, advanced chum methods for those who don't want to bother learning how to fish, how to keep a secret spot a secret and much much more. Enjoy!
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Thank You Thank You
18/11/2021 Duration: 12minHank and the crew are taking an undeserved couple of weeks off for some salt water fishing and Thanksgiving. Have a happy Thanksgiving! We'll be back with a full episode on Thursday December 2nd! Hambone! Gobble Gobble! Enjoy.
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Episode 339 - Elk In Vegas
11/11/2021 Duration: 01h12minIt's that time of year again where hardly anyone got their elk and practically everyone has an excuse why. On this episode we're talking bee attacks, steel wool, an awesome camping hack, tick tock, piranha and so much more. Enjoy!
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Episode 338 - Donner Party Planner
04/11/2021 Duration: 01h04minHere's an episode to listen to without the kids! This week Hank and Kevin are discussing blood thirsty Alaskan Otter gangs, a rare flower blooms in Europe, defending the strawberry Pop Tart and how to properly plan for a Donner party camp trip. Enjoy!
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Episode 337 - They Wandered Off The Trail
28/10/2021 Duration: 01h18minThis one has everything you'd ever want in a podcast - sharks, bears, smash mouth, fish pageants, food poisoning, dirt roads and some survival tips for those who are lost and refuse to admit to being lost. Turn off your brain and turn up the volume. Enjoy!
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Episode 336 - Don't Let The Island Vibes Go
21/10/2021 Duration: 01h11minHere's a super chill episode all about the super chill island vibes Hank immersed himself in while visiting the Hawaiian island of Kauai. It's a stress free episode all about being stress free. It's an episode about Hank's favorite things to do while in Kauai and all about the amazing and kind people who live and work there. It's also a crazy long rant of hilarity. Shaka Brah!