Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures
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- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 282:24:17
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Synopsis
Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!
Episodes
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Episode 335 - Vacations & Adventures
14/10/2021 Duration: 01h03minHold on tight, Hank's about to launch into a rant about airline travel, the importance of being kind and the difference betwixt going on a vacation and going on an adventure. Hambone! Snap It! Enjoy.
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Episode 334 - He Found Himself
07/10/2021 Duration: 58minThis week Kevin and Hank continue their quest to teach you absolutely nothing about absolutely nothing while talking about practically nothing. That nothing includes dirt road etiquette, hair dye advertising and a search party story fit for a feature film. Hambone! Enjoy!
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Episode 333 - Perpetually Unemployed
30/09/2021 Duration: 01h30minAspiring to live in a van down by the river? Here are a few things to consider when designing your conversion van according to a couple half wits (Hank & Kevin) who know absolutely nothing about it. As always, this one promises very little educational value! We promise. Hambone! FlapJacks! Enjoy.
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Episode 332 - Morning Ham
23/09/2021 Duration: 01h11minThis week Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk all about a sneezing issue, the many excuses for not catching fish and superstitions. Hambone! Enjoy.
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ReReleasing The Essential Oils
16/09/2021 Duration: 01h02minWith Hank out fishing and likely not catching and Kevin home sick with a blanket and a shot glass of Nyquil, we've decided to take the week off and share one of our favorite episodes from way back in good ol'. 2020. If you enjoyed it before, you're sure to enjoy it again. Fire up the essential oils, here we go!
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Episode 331 - Hobbit LIfe
09/09/2021 Duration: 01h11minThe intelligence of the common trout, the intelligence of the common fly fisher, living in hobbit holes, the benefits and drawbacks of walnuts and much more nonsense make up this weeks episode. Pop a beverage and enjoy!
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Episode 330 - Feed The Bats Chili
02/09/2021 Duration: 01h21minThe name says it all! Here's an episode all about bat guano, ghost hunters, terrible restaurants, the Indiana serial pooper and the origins of cooking. Enjoy!
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Episode 329 - Just Add Butter
26/08/2021 Duration: 01h15minHere's an episode all about cows attacking beach combers, sun bathing at dairy farms, the health benefits of not doing a Triathalon, befriending chimpanzees and all the things you forgot to remember to take camping.... Enjoy!
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Episode 328 - Weary Traveler Talking And Talking
19/08/2021 Duration: 01h11minHank's back from Alaska, sleep deprived and ready to drone on and on about the beauty of being off the grid and out of your comfort zone. But before all that, a little bit of information and likely misinformation about the history of Alaska becoming a state. Don't take notes, it's likely all wrong. Hambone! Enjoy!
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Episode 327 - Why They Call It Freestyle
05/08/2021 Duration: 01h01minIt all begins with some super sweet whistling. You're welcome. From there we're onto motivational meme's, the Olympics, swimming and a whole new way to up your fireside cooking game! Hank in there everyone! Enjoy!
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Episode 326 - Ponder The Vastness Of The Universe
29/07/2021 Duration: 01h16minThis week, Hank and Kevin are talking sharks, smoking toad venom, the importance of skipping school and shoulder season. Enjoy!
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Episode 325 - Being A Good Neighbor
22/07/2021 Duration: 01h12minHank's on his high horse this week sharing his profound thoughts on being a good neighbor, testing meth on trout, lazy alligators and much much more. Thankfully, Kevin's around to keep Hank from going too far off the rails. Enjoy! Be Kind To Others! Hambone!
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Episode 324 - Gator Trappers Wanted
15/07/2021 Duration: 01h18minLooking to learn some valuable lessons about the the great outdoors? Keep on scrolling! No learnin' here. Looking to laugh at complete outdoor nonsense? Hit the play button! This week we're talkin' gators, Kevin and the kids pond fishing, a sure way to shut down a water slide reality TV show and much much more. Enjoy!
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Episode 323 - Let Your Meat Rest
01/07/2021 Duration: 01h10minThe best time of year not to jog, beer belly t-shirts, cooling off in Lake Tahoe, grillin', catching fish, bailing on a bear hunt and more. Enjoy!
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Episode 322 - Are Those Bats Buffy?
24/06/2021 Duration: 01h23minThe fragile indoorsman returns for an episode all about bringing a dog to breakfast, bears and wolves taking over the world and the most likely animal to kill you in your home state. Enjoy!
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Episode 321 - Diving For Lobster
17/06/2021 Duration: 01h12minAmong other nonsense and hilarity, this week Hank is talking about harvesting lobsters, keeping an eye out for humpback whales, people watching at the mall, a great place to get inside in West Yellowstone, Newsies the musical and running into a parade on the river. Enjoy!
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Episode 320 - Sperm Whale Vomit
10/06/2021 Duration: 01h04minThe episode title says it all! Here's a not so deep dive into the worth of whale vomit, when to purchase used outdoor gear, rattle snake anatomy and my sisters shrewd Grand Canyon observations. ENJOY!
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Episode 319 - Don't Buy Bargain Meat
03/06/2021 Duration: 37minHere's an episode that's not even an episode.... An episode about not having an episode and more. An episode that explores when not to look for a bargains, mosquito soap drawbacks and the difference between a novel, novella and short story. Listen twice in case you miss the many profound metaphors. Enjoy!
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Episode 318 - Elevate Your Meat
27/05/2021 Duration: 01h12minPreviously on Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures, a bunch of randomness. On this weeks episode learn nearly nothing about electric mountain bikes, nothing but the bagel spice, sriracha bbq sauce, how not to catch a mirror carp and more! Enjoy!
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Episode 317 - Better To Be Lucky Than Good
20/05/2021 Duration: 59minWild boar gangs in Italy, calculated Beaver attacks in Canada, hippie cicadas high on shrooms... The great outdoors are crazy and this episode is right there with 'em! Enjoy!