Future Bachelor

Si & Veronica are feeling tired for episode 259! The Bachelor semi-surprised us with a THREE HOUR-LONG finale that had a Kardashians commercial and an unnecessary interview with Sean and Catherine Lowe. Jesse came to us live with a studio audience and kicked us off before we continued Zach’s Thailand journey with Ariel’s absolute poise and perfect articulation of her feelings at the end of the show and how Zach took away the coupledom and agency with how he handled Fantasy Suites. The ladies get to meet Zach’s family and get to tiptoe around the awkwardness of what happened with “Sex Week”. Kaity and Zach’s dad bonded over their own daddy issues and Gabi learned more about Zach’s sick baby past. Kaity’s final one-on-one date goes swimmingly, meanwhile Gabi’s leaves her with nonanswers that are really the answer she doesn’t want to hear. Gabi predicts her own end and stopped Zach from saying more canned break-up lines. Kaity and Zach seem happy together and are planning on moving in together in the summer!