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Si & Veronica hope to make some ~champagne poetry~ for episode 179! After a long nine months of pregnancy, Drake birthed Certified Lover Boy to top the charts. “Rick and Morty” will be coming out with a live action version that will definitely pander to Si with casting Christopher Lloyd from “Back to the Future” as Rick. John Mulaney gave us an update on his eventful past year and how much more eventful his future will be now that he and Olivia Munn are expecting a child together. Cardi B and Offset welcomed their baby boy this past week. Nick Jr. got Millennials in their feels with a viral video of Steve from Blues Clues giving us all closure for when he left for college. Rest in peace to accomplished actor Michael K. Williams. Vee laughed through her “Yikes!” moment of Peppa Pig shading Donda after her album ranked higher on Pitchfork’s scale. The beach was wildin’ out this week with some potentially scheming new arrivals. At least our girl Natasha has had some social media justice for how Brendan and P