Future Bachelor

Si & Veronica are feeling ~foine~ for episode 174! DaBaby is getting dropped from festivals left and right in the aftermath of his homophobic and generally disgusting rant. ScarJo is going up against the Mouse for a breach in her contract relating to when “Black Widow” was slated to be released on Disney+. Chrishell is mixing work and pleasure by dating THE Jason Oppenheim. Saweetie has a McD’s meal hitting the menu this week that is perfect for pulling into the drive thru with your bestie in a tessie. Beanie Feldstein will star in the newest addition to the “American Crime Story” series on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal. Vee went “Yikes!” to ANOTHER grown man just NOW finding out that maybe he shouldn’t say the f-slur. This time it was Matt Damon and he had to have his daughter tell him why it isn’t “a joke.” It’s another bubble season of mediocre “hometown” dates. Blake’s was almost an exact copy of Serena P.’s Canada date. Justin didn’t even reference “Hairspray” at all for his Baltimore date