It Burns

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
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Synopsis

Feel the fire of my hatred.

Episodes

  • Episode 9: Cruise Ships and Elephant Cocks

    25/10/2009 Duration: 02min

    Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, I then talk about things completely unrelated. My brother contributes by playing Katamari Damacy on his PSP (see spoiled).

  • Episode 8: In Which Age Limits Are Instated

    11/07/2009 Duration: 02min

    In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea for how I should end these.

  • Episode 7: The Television of Yesteryear

    24/03/2009 Duration: 12min

    Once upon a time, children’s television didn’t suck. I’m not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change.

  • Episode 6: Not So Much Delicious As Annoying

    01/02/2009 Duration: 06min

    If you somehow don’t already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in particular can fuck right off.

  • Episode 5: The Ragemobile

    18/08/2008 Duration: 05min

    This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit. I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

  • Episode 4: The Forbidden Fruit

    11/08/2008 Duration: 15min

    In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

  • Episode 3: Get It Off!

    05/06/2008 Duration: 02min

    Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns! Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

  • Episode 2: Stop Trying to Kill Me

    01/06/2008 Duration: 04min

    In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

  • Episode 1: It Begins

    31/05/2008 Duration: 01min

    Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.