Barely Smeagol

This is Barely Sméagol, a podcast where 3 young women talk about things they are obsessed with. Support the show

This week Hannah and Abby are joined by special friend of the pod, Tiny Tina - a fellow host/sex worker and midwestern bad b*tch - to talk about getting dumped, the weird games we played growing up and the art of skin care when you start developing adult acne. Check out Cristina on Instagram @cristinaholderrod.Follow us for memes and sneaky peaks of the Barely Smeagol girls on Instagram: @barely_smeagolListen our shower thoughts on Twitter: @barelysmeagolHit us up on our Patreon to support our hobby and Red Bull habits: https://www.patreon.com/barelysmeagolSupport the show

Guess who is finally back after the graduation hiatus of the century? It's us - Barely Smeagol - a whole 3 college undergraduate degrees smarter and still not qualified to have a podcast. Oh well though - who's gonna care besides our moms and future employers?Today, we grapple with our fascination with incels, Abby's obsession with being baby, and whether or not Sarah should grow her body hair out. Check us out on Twitter @barelysmeagol or Instagram @barely_smeagol.Donate to our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/join/barelysmeagol) so that Abby can pay her rent this month. Support the show

We'd like to formally apologize for the fact that each episode is getting progressively worse. Regression toward the mean or something like that. Join all 3 Barely Smeagol girls as they get together to talk about being broke, sugar daddies/mommies, doing things "for the experience," weddings, and more. Also, Abby wouldn't shut up about taking a bunch of boys' virginities so enjoy that I guess.As the great philosopher, Kacey Musgraves, once said, "I didn't say f*cking yee." DM us on Twitter @barelysmeagol for our venmo account names. Instagram has memes @barely_smeagol.Fund our Jimmy John's and Redbull addictions on Patreon (Barely Smeagol). Support the show

Sarah and Abby are left alone to their own thoughts this week as Hannah galavants across the midwest without us. Here are our ramblings about social media and dating, the toxic culture of sad bois, queer as a concept, and more general post-graduation existential angst. Honestly, I'm not even sure what happened in this episode, but I do know that therapy might be better for us than podcasting. Oh well! Follow us on Twitter @barelysmeagol for more random thoughts.Check out Hannah's niche memes on Instagram @barely_smeagolSupport the show

You came back? Honestly, we're as shocked as you that there even is an episode 2. Join the Barely Smeagol ladies this week as we explain our love for chain restaurants (including an updated power ranking), Abby boring Sarah and Hannah with her #BernieBro mania, and an honest discussion about diversity in music, TV, and popular culture. Wow, who knew we could get deep?Check us out on Twitter @BarelySmeagol for more fun content. Support the show

3 (kinda) grown women share with you this weeks obsessions, thoughts, and meanderings. Find out what some young 20-somethings (and one teenager) think about Operation Varsity Blues, fucking your coworkers, hostessing as sex work, and the true power of pineapple juice.Follow @BarelySmeagol on Twitter if you care to see our asinine fodder.(Ha @sarah and @hannah, bet you thought I wouldn't really post it) Support the show