Rank & Vile

On this episode, we dig into 2014 comedy horror musical STAGE FRIGHT! Minnie Driver is actually in this! She's visible onscreen and she says stuff! To read the full transcript, go to https://rankandvile.captivate.fm/episode/episode-171-theatre-kid-inferno Transcript: Ryan 0:05 [Theme Song] Hey guys, welcome to Rank and Vile, the podcast where we are ranking every horror movie ever made from best to worst. And this is Ryan. Quincy 0:42 And this is Quincy. Ryan 0:43 How's it going Quincy, how's your week going? Quincy 0:45 It's good. At the time of recording. We're in that wonderful period between Christmas and New Year's. Ryan 0:52 Oh yes. Quincy 0:53 Where I don't have to work. So time has meant nothing. And my child and I have just been playing video games. Ryan 1:01 Yeah. I feel like everybody in between Christmas Day and New Year's Eve like we all just look like the two Jeremy Ironses in Dead Ringers toward the end of the movie. In a room full of like, Chip wrappers and d

On this episode, we talk about the mean-spirited 2006 remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES! To read the full transcript, go to https://rankandvile.captivate.fm/episode/episode-170-the-hills-have-metaphors Transcript: Ryan 0:35 Hey guys, welcome to Rank and Vile podcast, where we are ranking every single horror movie ever made from best to worst. And this is Ryan. Quincy 0:42 And this is Quincy Ryan 0:43 How's it going? How's your week going? Quincy 0:45 It's going pretty good. Um, I am living in that space where I spend a lot of my time with children. So all of a sudden, I know a whole lot about Among Us. And I'm kind of wrestling with that. Ryan 1:02 Man among us. I just think of the fact that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, like did a charity stream of herself playing Among Us with people it looks, my understanding of it is that it's like sort of small, evil Teletubbies that want to betray each other. Quincy 1:18 So it's enraging because it's an incredible game. It is a game where you're

On this episode we're joined by the incomparable Alasdair Stuart (co-owner of the https://escapeartists.net/ (Escape Artists podcast network)) as we talk about 1992 cyberpunk buddy cop horror romance classic SPLIT SECOND! To read the full transcript, go to https://rankandvile.captivate.fm/episode/episode-169-bad-times-in-ratwater-city Transcript: Ryan 0:36 Hey guys, welcome to rank and vile, the podcast where we're ranking every single horror movie ever made from best to worst. And On this episode, we are joined by co owner of Escape Artist Podcasts, and all around wonderful human being Alasdair Stuart. Alasdair 0:51 Oh, you, thank you so much for having me on. Ryan. This is brilliant. Ryan 0:55 Oh my God, I've wanted to have you on the show for such a long time because of how frequently we talk about horror movies. Like it just I feel like every time we talk it always ends up with horror movies. So this was this was always going to happen. Alasdair 1:10 And what and what better movie to l

On this episode we talk about mafia- and cat-centric Stephen King anthology film CAT'S EYE! For the full transcript, go to https://rankandvile.captivate.fm/episode/episode-168-gabba-ghoul Transcript: Ryan 0:05 [Theme Song] Hey guys, welcome to Rank and Vile, the podcast where we're ranking every single horror movie ever made. And this is Ryan. Quincy 0:43 And this is Quincy. Ryan 0:44 How's it going? Quincy? How's your week going? Quincy 0:46 It's going good. I finally got to finish Stories Untold on Nintendo Switch. Ryan, have you played this game? Ryan 0:53 No. Tell me about this. Quincy 0:55 So Stories Untold is an episodic horror game that takes the form of text based PC games. Ryan 1:06 Oh, okay. Quincy 1:06 So the first episode, you're literally in a house playing a text adventure game of a haunted house, while the house you're in is actually haunted. Ryan 1:18 Holy shit. That's incredible. Quincy 1:19 But the best thing is the screen. The view of th

On this episode, we dig into Italian rock weirdo curio PAGANINI HORROR!

On this episode we talk about the star-studded British anthology horror classic THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD!

On this episode, we're doing a Rob Zombie double-feature: HALLOWEEN (2007) and HALLOWEEN II (2009)!

On this episode, we talk about the completely insane fundamentalist Christian shocker 666 BEWARE THE END IS AT HAND!

On this episode we dig into 2008's tryhard shocker DONKEY PUNCH and Hulu's BOOKS OF BLOOD!

On this episode we're joined by Scream Scene hosts Sarah and Ben Rowe as we talk about 2016's SHIN GODZILLA!

On this episode, we're joined by Jaci and Amie of the Faustian Nonsense network as we talk about Halloween standard TRICK 'R TREAT!

On this episode, we talk about a film cut from pure, unfiltered 1999: the remake of HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL!

On this episode we talk about forgotten Brian Yuzna gem FAUST: LOVE OF THE DAMNED!

On this episode we dig into -- God help us -- THE CROW: CITY OF ANGELS!

On this episode, we talk about the fragrantly cheesy BORDELLO OF BLOOD and CANDYMAN 2: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH!

On this episode we talk about David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME and also UNCLE PECKERHEAD! 

On this episode we're joined by writer Michael Francis (author of TTRPG Glam Metal Monster Hunter) as we talk about ALIEN 3 and BLUE VELVET!

On this episode we're joined by Sarah Gailey as we talk about instant quarantine horror classic HOST!

On this episode, we talk about two Don Coscarelli movies: PHANTASM 2 and THE BEASTMASTER!

On this episode, we talk about BLOODY NEW YEAR and THE KILLING OF SATAN! We also talk about Baby Shark, the effectiveness of shimmying as a defensive tactic, and expired cheeseburgers as a passport to Christian Heaven.