Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Hot Take Alerts: gluten intolerance, remote recording challenges, policing women's hair, weed whackers, Covered California, twitter drama, quarantine fashion, bird drones, Donna Murphy's house, soft underwear, penguin informants, the patriarchy, Tiffany lamps, Funny Girl, Listen to Your Heart, being a teen, Kendall Jenner's cooch This episode is brought to you by hair salons, restaurants, and human touch. We’re drinking Lemonade with Firewater Bitters and Lemon Lavender Cann. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alerts: quarantine fatphobia, pandemic birthdays, Zoom parties, clip art, medical gaslighting, Indonesian puppetry, low-FODMAP diets, Canva, face masks, laundry, psychological stress, gluten-free dairy-free pizza, countertop ice machines, sanitizing gifts, powerpoint presentations, sponcon, graphic design, the color lilac Thank you to our sponsors: Cookies, Bars, Fresh Air, and Movie Theaters. We’re drinking grapefruit-flavored beverages from Muddle & Wilde and Cann. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alerts: love in the time of Corona, panda sex, Baby Foot™, formal greetings, Zoom filters, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, working from home, quarantine birthdays, wigs, Easter Eggs, Disney Princess life, Henry Rollins, home recording studios, sweatpants, spa days, Nintendo Switch, Wicked memes, animal helpers, plastic bags   Donate. Listen: Henry Rollins Show & Wicked videos. We’re drinking coffee from Cafecito Oraganico and Priscilla’s. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot take alert: quarantine life, stockpiles, FEMA, death, no-contact shopping, Harriet the Spy, Jared Kushner, challah bread, soft clothes, daily White House briefings, universal healthcare, online dance classes, saying goodbye, Encore! on Disney+, Viola Davis, peanut M&Ms, public health, the magic of theater, dragon skeletons Donate. https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/coronavirus-relief-fund/ Dance! www.dancingalonetogether.org @ryan.heffington We’re drinking random Italian reds. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alert: quarantine life, social distancing, E. coli, Zoom, feeling powerless, toilet un-paper, Joe Exotic, fax machines, diaper genies, New Orleans, stimulus bills, eco-friendly living, VOD releases, sewing, jackbox, getting high, internet connectivity, trillions of dollars, game nights, fecal transplants, Trolls: World Tour Donate. https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/coronavirus-relief-fund/ We’re both drinking lemon ginger flavored nonsense. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alerts: martial law, healthcare, leaving the house, new age dogma, Jamila Jamil, gaslighting, the Trump Administration, jackbox, human contact, coronavirus testing, quarantine-induced creativity, Elizabeth Gilbert, the economy, weed, Runyon Canyon, working from home, spiritual lessons, social media, group dinners, no-egg cupcakes, miming, celebrities singing "Imagine" Donate. We’re drinking Cann in Blood Orange Cardamom. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot take warning: universal healthcare, coronavirus, Rudy Gobert, social distancing, legal marijuana, Costco, resource hoarding, toilet paper, quarantine life, Disneyland, hand sanitizer, immunocompromised young people, The Bachelorette, touching things, jigsaw puzzles, The Aristocats, migraines, capitalism, Kevin Love, knitting, twitter, Yogi Bear We’re drinking Ginger Liqueur from Greenbar Distillery. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot take warning: presidential candidates, hand washing anthems, teenage millionaires, French hours, having a life purpose, AIM, Elizabeth Warren, global pandemics, female directors, livejournal, Dolly Parton, dog clothes, youtube personalities, passed hors d'oeuvres, Zollypops, gym talk, cold reads, Richie Rich, Blank Check, disappointment, Tommy's travel soccer team We’re drinking Bloom Pre-workout in Watermelon. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Warning: Coronavirus, Love is Blind, Super Tuesday, sexy baby voice, global pandemics, democracy, shin splints, Vitamin A, beatboxing, rules of improv, drunk uncles, misinformation, Vanilla Ice, quarantines, whistleblowers, meditative stretching, Mike Pence, heterosexual marriage shows, patriotism, emojis, queer millennial bullshit   We’re drinking Health Ade Kombucha Blood Orange-Carrot-Ginger. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger warnings: pardon power, depression, checks and balances, baby fever, medicare fraud, Rod Blagojevich, Hinge, the U.S. Constitution, lucid dreaming, Cats: The Motion Picture, parent friends, Margot Robbie, Republican hypocrisy, going to the zoo, Wellbutrin, DC comics, horrifying british accents, breakfast sandwiches, cat jail We’re drinking Fancy Dirty Shirleys. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: billionaires, unwanted touching, stop-and-frisk, elementary school talent shows, armpit hair, argon gas, fit bitches, Survivor, Mars travel, Mike Bloomberg, aggressive parenting tactics, feminism, electric clippers, narcolepsy, wine tasting, back hair, ukuleles We’re drinking Imagery Winery Dolcetto 2017. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: Trump's State of the Union, the Academy Awards, petty revenge, the DNC, Nancy Pelosi, Iowa, Hi-Chew, incompetence, cardboard boxes, fancy bitch nail polish, healthcare, media markets, urban sweat lodges, fruit salad with marshmallows, drama, ranked choice voting, Amazon Prime, the Yang Gang, long-acting reversible contraceptives, Carrot Top We’re drinking smoothies with Bloom Vanilla Milkshake Whey Protein. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: impeachment, sex trafficking, legal ethics, cats, republican cowardice, Cats: The Motion Picture, taco trucks, Valentine's Day, ranking cats, culinary racism, angry tweeters, cats giving birth, campaign volunteers, Magic Castle, British cats, oats, Adam Schiff, separation of powers, ghost pianos, cat behavioralists, Ivy Park, Tex-mex, civility, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat We’re drinking Oat Milk Lattes from Cafecito Organico. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: racism, bone spurs, traumatic brain injury, diction drills, antibiotics, meal planning, 45, cheerleading, shitty alcohol, jellicle cats, Cirque Du Soleil, Martin Luther King Jr., men's rights, military injuries, online banking, blue lives, ballet, pittie snuggles, stacks of cash, women's sports, amateur medical advice We’re drinking Cutwater Spirits Gin & Tonic. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: progressive infighting, diet culture, migraines, white lady nonsense, Love Island, stan culture, The Garden of Eden, liposuction, blue light glasses, having money, Lizzo, jellicle cats, fruititarianism, brazilian waxes, vagina candles, marijuana gummies, pie We’re drinking Muddle & Wilde Habanero-Grapefruit-Cinnamon syrup in soda water. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: Australian bush fires, war with Iran, Trumpy Bear, climate change denial, New Jersey, Rupert Murdoch, summer school, hibernation, pizza, stuffed animal culture, spirit days, royal gossip, malicious bots, electric heaters, the free press, Succession, Flag Day, arson We’re drinking Oat Milk Chai Lattes from Cafecito Organico. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: climate change, intergenerational conflict, impeachment, fecal transplants, the Mueller Report, growing up, hangover cures, Republicans, Spice World, Game of Thrones, career success, soccer girlfriends, Equinox, our moms, witch stuff, The Joker, Nancy Pelosi, negative millennial self-talk, 8chan, listener contributions, New Year's manifestations, Roger Stone, Marianna Palka, Democrats in Congress, Jussie Smollett, haircuts, event television, The Donut Hole, female filmmakers, Gwendolyn Christie, Elizabeth Warren, cafetoriums We’re drinking Sipsmith Gin in a Gin Rickey. Be on our next episode! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: company holiday parties, Hallmark Christmas movies, misophonia, holiday weight gain, Christmas music, festive beverages, gift-giving, holiday stress, Santa, Daylight Savings Time, Christmas wish lists, white elephants, bikini bodies, pop rocks, baking, pet care, being single at the holidays, being partnered at the holidays, ugly Christmas sweaters, the inevitable marching forward of time We’re drinking Nisse Hygge Oregon Red Table Wine 2017. Be on our next episode! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: classism, sexism, romanticism, avocado toast, New York City, holiday lights, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, sister wives, enthusiastic consent, travel, triggers, self-care, diversity, parenting your inner child, Jagged Little Pill the Musical, safe spaces, knee-jerk reactions, mental health victories, Detective Pikachu We’re drinking Traditional Medicinals Lemon Echinacea Throat Coat and Breathe Easy.    BE ON OUR HOLIDAY EPISODE! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Christmas cheer, millionaires, billionaires, Mayor Pete, Caucasian Audacity, Love Island, unconscious bias, black liquids, free college, Republican talking points, customer service representatives, student loans, the middle class, hippies, film nerds, terrible French accents, selling a TV show, white guys, Parasite, Deadline, Trey Edward Shults, witches We’re drinking Sol-ti Charcoal SuperAde. BE ON OUR HOLIDAY EPISODE! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938