Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Trigger Warnings: ghosts, coal power, tourists, drunk texting, Key Lime Pie, SSRIs, nipples, toasted ravioli, CBS multicams, family pranksters, dog custody, quizzes, lipstick, Spring Awakening, Chinese energy policy, barbecue, beach days, Narwhal the dog We’re drinking LaCroix Key Lime. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: instagram thirst traps, impeachment hearings, having it all, Katie Hill, unicorns, being photographed, obstruction of justice, dogs in costumes, the Austin Film Festival, Anthony Weiner, telling women to "focus on their careers", Gerard Butler, Shae the Dog, writing partnerships, work wives, pizza parties We’re drinking Perrier and Coffee because we're old and it's early. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger warnings: depressive episodes, slut-shaming, sleep paralysis, jump scares, the New Jersey devil, Halloween-themed a capella groups, ghosts, pumpkin drinks, flag football, suburban trick-or-treating, tubas, Kristin Linklater, horror movies, wild turkeys, sexy costumes, feminism, polka, candy, vocal warm-ups, defenestration We’re drinking Starbucks Cold Brew Pumpkin Cream. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: heart attacks, time travel, tornados, Benjamin Franklin, nautical stripes, pumpkin spice shaming, zero waste, football, water clocks, tik tok, salt, MLA format, liquified candles, decorative gourds, vampires, Sheryl Crow, mellocreme pumpkins, ancient Rome, bug nerds, quantum physics, satire, The Gap, daylight savings time, soup, The Gatorade Museum We're drinking Iced Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: ethnic cleansing, oppression, white boy feelings, poison, abandoning allies, punching down, messy bitches, male spaces, the Joker, ISIS, going to therapy, Todd Phillips, authoritarian leaders, Hillary's emails, woke culture, the Venice Biennale, birthdays, Amanda Palmer, the death of comedy, astrolabes  We're drinking Diet Coke because we're monsters. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: treason, Trump's tweets, Hillary's yoga, false histories of World War II, Monica Lewinsky, President Jim Parsons, the origins of theater, playing impeachment bingo, democracy, Rudy Giuliani, special baby drinks, brother burns, apostrophes vs. hyphens, BEING RIGHT ALL ALONG We're drinking House Wine Brut Bubbles and Martinelli’s Sparkling Apple Cider. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938 

Trigger Warnings: modern connectivity, mild depression, passive verbs, bug bites, sapiosexuals, Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge, brain fog, musical theater references, Fight Club, Slack, Lupita Nyong'o's fashion choices, enamel pins, Spice World, squishy pearls, antisemitism, alienation, bisexual snobs, Couples Therapy on Showtime, Henry Ford, Schroedinger's Cat, buzz button foam We're drinking Bon & Viv Spiked Seltzer in Pear Elderflower. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938 

Trigger Warnings: capitalism, corruption, robot overlords, military spending, lynching, hypocrisy, golf courses, international travel, overdraft fees, birthday massages, self-dealing, vocal fry, Jerry Falwell Jr., the emoluments clause, otters, "Christian" values, journalism, french maid costumes, Detroit, paddle-boarding, sheep festivals We're drinking Imagery Estate Winery Albariño 2016. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: adopted family, real family, the Annie documentary, Andrea McArdle, the wrath of young Aliee, prejudice, examining biases, Shae the dog, narrative structure, tap-dancing tampons Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: orgies, beef consumption, climate change, liberal men who don't understand sexism, otters, Neil Gaiman, fires in the Amazon, the female gaze, anticipating needs, matcha, blue light glasses, feminist allies, Bye Bye Birdie, making films, dog Dads, pig orgasms We're drinking Pressed Juicery Lemonades (Rose, Charcoal & Strawberry). Get at us. @mariannapalka @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: the 45th President of the United States, antisemitism, wine temperatures, body fat percentage, Greenland, ghosts, interfaith podcasting, European customs, angel readings, viking music, Game of Thrones spinoffs, trophies, climate change, old friends, Christmas Cards, Our Lord and Savior Viola Davis We're drinking Imagery Sangiovese 2016. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: dead women, terrorist sleeper cells, sonnets, Gamergate, throw pillows, the Statue of Liberty, Ripley-Grier Studios, Instagram algorithms, Andrea McArdle, free speech, white supremacy, cis straight dudes, child actors, 8chan, true crime, Annie the musical, teeth We're drinking Aliee's Homemade Lemonade (Original Lemon Flavor). Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: mass shootings, misogyny, billionaire Trump supporters, celery sticks, video games, drag queens, Ezekiel bread, horse girls, dark matter, grapefruit and champagne allergies, affordable skincare, breakfast beer, the multi-verse, blasting your skin with chemicals, boycotting equinox, having babies, the single-celled paramecium   We're drinking Corona Light. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: AIDS, Lenin, entitled rich parents, vomit stories, marrying pets, steam rooms, ice cream, unethical lawyers, dog periods, Equinox, college tuition, local creameries, stealing from underprivileged students, the Bachelorette finale, middle class guilt We're drinking Leninade. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: excessive alcohol consumption, objective truth, wine, macronutrients, technical difficulties, presidential seals, concussions, Jeffrey Epstein, womanly power, subversive art, Goodburger, conspiracy theories, film festivals, hangovers, matching silver Nikes, manatees, #clintonbodycount We're drinking Cape Line Hard Strawberry Lemonade. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Trump, hydration, film festivals, dog pain, DIY theme songs, woo woo shit We're drinking FUCKING TAP WATER. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: rape and sexual assault (begins 4:56 ends 21:28), equal pay, racists on the internet, privileged white male teenagers, cannibals, hangover cures, victim blaming, Rose Lavelle, millennial angst, escape rooms, #notmyariel, hosting friends from out of town, Hans Christian Anderson's gay crush, women's sports, pasta dinner We're drinking 7-11 Slurpees. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: nuclear war, cultural appropriation, new-age white ladies, the world stage, chemical warfare, aura readings, taco bell hangovers, biological weapons, the sorting hat, Marianne Williamson, North Korea, vegetables, Billy Shakes, natural sodas, Mahi Mahi, urban sweat lodges, the G20, Alice Ripley, fourthmeal We're drinking Fentiman’s Cherry Cola and Madarin & Seville Orange Jigger. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: reproductive justice, women's rights, violence, queer visibility, Taco Bell, ducklings, Kander & Ebb, Democratic primaries, Alabama, reality dating shows, vintage clothes, policy wonks, Are You the One, economic rebellion, spiritual guru Marianne Williamson, sucralose   We're drinking Celcius Sparkling Orange and Peach Green Tea. Also Golden State Gingergrass Cider. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: 9/11, abusive power dynamics, Mitch McConnell, fucking liars, healthcare, state schools, bougie hotels, New Jersey, model building, ex-boyfriends, outlet malls, Olivia Pope, objectum sexuals, Palm Springs, internet stalking, the Berlin Wall, pomegranate margaritas   We're drinking Electric Sky Rosé de France. Get at us. @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 818-533-8938