Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

This week, Hannah is joined by hilarious comedian and host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" Jaclyn Marfuggi to recap episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings! A couple glasses of wine in, the gals giggle over Steph's recent run-in with arch nemesis Kelly Cutrone, Mischa's acting renaissance, why the cast of The Jersey Shore could teach the cast of The Hills a thing or two and much much more! Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND check out Jaclyn's podcast "What's Your Jersey?"!

Hannah and her bestie/neighbor JD Barton discuss the INCREDIBLY LIFEGIVING finale of The Bachelorette! They celebrate their kween Hannah Brown #2, GO IN ON Jed and Luke P, give their ~steamy~ opinions and predictions for BIP, and SO MUCH MORE. Listen now!

Hannah recaps episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the Godfather-esque beaten dead horse that is the Justin/Adrian/Steph love triangle, reminisces on her own dark love triangle (er... hexagon?) from an old serving job (she was the Adrian!), AND introduces the new breakout star of The Hills: The Malibu fires. Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

Inspired by the new trailer, Hannah tells the harrowing tale of her high school's production of "Cats" and how she was GROSSLY underutilized! She then recaps this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She touches on why an open bar is always a good idea, why she can't take Brody Jenner seriously as a DJ (or at all), and why she empathizes with Adrian! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

In this episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah recaps episode 3 of The Hills: New Beginnings. She weighs in on the Steph/Justin/Adrian love triangle (justice for Adrian and her receipts), celebrates the ultimate couple goals of Heidi and Spencer Pratt, and shades all men who ask women on dates to Dave & Buster's. To further support Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, make sure to check out the Patreon at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

This week on the pod, Hannah recaps the second episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the supposed "love triangle" between Steph, JustinBobby and Audrina AKA Adrian, her crush on Ashley Wahler, and also goes in on why the 4th of July and Midsommar are the worst because why not?! Listen now, and don't forget to rate review and subscribe!

Hannah is solo this week and recapping the first episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She stans Spencer and Heidi hard, gives you her best Mischa Barton impression, and (for no reason in particular) tells the epic tale of her very first spray tan in 8th grade! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! PS Check out patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for access to exclusive bonus content.

Hannah Brown and hilarious iconic Instagram celeb/meme genius Joe Gunn become long distance besties over their favorite pop culture topics! The decide which Vanderpump Rules cast member would be best in a one-person show, their goopy opinions on kween Gwyneth, The Holiday ("home exchange..."), and much more! Listen now, rate, review and subscribe, and make sure to check Joe out on the new Patreon page to recap episode two of Pretty Wild at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

Hannah is solo this week and doing her gd best! She spills her thoughts on wedding footwear, children at Target, and pop culture events such as Taylor Swift's new video and that wild dinner from last week's episode of RHONY! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for more bonus content!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious handsome pal Danny Pellegrino, host of the hit podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino" to catch up on pop culture and tell thrilling tales from their own lives. They touch on Brit's Miami bachelorette party, Danny tells the legendary tale of how he became friends with queen Bonnie Hunt, and Hannah comes for Olivia Culpo for a VERY specific reason! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Hannah is solo this week and updates you on her continued journey with her intention candles, her experience on dating apps (aka "the swipies"), and gives you all her betchy thoughts on RHONY, RHOBH, Southern Charm, Summer House, and The Bachelorette! Enjoy, and don't forget to declare your allegiance to THE ONLY HANNAH BROWN THAT MATTERS by rating, reviewing and subscribing to the pod! xoxo

Hannah and her gorgeous hilarious bestie Annabelle Desisto (host of the hit podcast Adderall and Compliments!) discuss their violent aggression towards splitting entrees, talk all things Southern Charm, have an extensive conversation about hats, and SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN NOW!

Hannah and her love and neighbor JD Barton discuss the season premiere of The Bachelorette! They share their predictions for the season, opinions of the "men" on the show, and delve into their theory as to why Chicago men are the worst. Listen now!

In the final episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by pal Ryan Bailey of the hit podcast "Realizing Stuff with Kara & Ryan" to discuss the iconic eighties flick "Stand By Me". They talk about their relationship to the film, the absolute prince that is River Phoenix, why it pays to be a weirdo as a kid, and recount experiences from their own childhoods, including but not limited to when Ryan worked at Blockbuster and Hannah worked at a movie theatre!

In this impromptu palette cleanser, Hannah is solo (with lots of input from her cat Lillian in the background and many cold brew breaks!) to update you on her life. She tells stories of her terrifying childhood music teacher from Hebrew school, her lucky streak, her epic night at Countess and Friends, and the hilariously bad tale of her Freshman year homecoming. Next week we continue the Coming of Age Series with Stand By Me, and you don't wanna miss it! Also don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

In the second episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sister Alex to break down their favorite childhood film Now & Then! They discuss the iconic soundtrack, relive their childhood obsession with Scott Wormer and whether or not they could see his “thing”, and decide which of the girls they identify with most! Listen now! *Also apologies for the sound of wine pouring throughout the episode. It’s because adult Chrissy bullied Hannah into not keeping hard liquor in the house.*

In the first episode of the three-episode Coming of Age Series, Hannah and her childhood BFF Maggie Grossman discuss the hilarious romp that is The Sandlot! They talk all about their relationship to this iconic, nostalgic film, celebrate 12-year old hottie "Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez", and even reflect on their own Sandlot-esque stories from summers past!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious buddy Joey Rudman, actor and co-host of the hit podcast "The Joey & Amanda Podcast"! With summer on the horizon, they tap into their second-semester high school nostalgia and unpack their favorite John Hughes films, paying huge homage to the Sausage King of Chicago Ferris Bueller. They also tell tales of their own high school experiences, and outline their ideal John Hughes-esque movie plots!

In a wine-fueled haze, Hannah and pal Amanda Mcmorran talk about 2000's queen Lindsay Lohan. They cover The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, the Hilary Duff feud, Lohan Beach club and much, much more! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Hannah dives into the amazing new season trailer of Southern Charm! She gives her thoughts on Ashley and her feathered hat, Patricia's relationship to Mcdonald's, and Austin's new femmebot girlfriend. She also reveals her breathtaking artistic choices of who she'd cast in the Southern Charm movie (not in the episode but Steve Buscemi would play Whitney!).